Category Archive for: ‘Zombies’

Zombicide: Fight Zombies With Chuck Norris

You might have been preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse and missed a few new developments in the world of zombie protection training. No one would blame you; after all, when it happens, it is every man for himself. We have had plenty of warning signs and training material to get us ready. From Plants vs Zombies, where we learned that a healthy lawn is essential to stopping the legions of undead, to learning that cardio is essential to survival. Well, while you …

Zombie Shopping Mall Experience Arms You With Airsoft Guns

The Zombie Mall Experience is really the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of. And by crazy, I mean I just might be lunatic enough to do it. And, since I don’t listen to my mom and I hang out with like-minded individuals, other forty year old men who live with their moms, I bet I could find 14 other friends to do it with. A trip into the abandoned Reading Shopping Center, which is filled with loads and loads of actor zombies, will cost you …

10 Tips To Keep Your Brain Uneaten In A Zombie Apocalypse [Geeky Humor]

The zombie apocalypse is going to be upon us, whether you received the email notification or not. Look – only a select few of us were placed on the list of people who got emails, and that’s only because they tricked us into thinking that they were transferring their accounts overseas. (Turns out not all of the undead are as dumb as they look.) These 10 tips will help you to keep your brain mush all in one ball of mush, instead …

Chocolate Zombie Easter Bunny Great For Increasing Waist Size

The Chocolate Zombie Easter Bunny brings a bit more excitement to yet another holiday that advocates breaking and entering. All of which are cool, except the French one that involves people putting things in your shoes. Everyone who has ever watched Toy Story knows that the giant gifts are the ones with most potential, and unless you have the shoe size of Shaquille O’Neal, that means you’re going to get some pretty sub-par gifts that smell like FOOT. Also, the whole …

Brain Splat Ball

The Brain Splat Ball is a geeky version of the classic splat ball office toys. Why would you throw a tomato at the floor or the wall when you could throw a liquid-filled brain? This geeky toy hits a hard surface, flattens, and slowly comes back to its regular shape. It doesn’t do the cool shape-shifting thing if you throw it at people but it’s probably much more fun to do. Show your love for zombies and intelligence by getting one …

Emergency Inflatable Brain

The Emergency Inflatable Brain is really quite a handy geeky product. While it may not give you that extra limb when you’re rock climbing or being attacked by the elf hordes, this brain will give you the wit you need to come out on top in a difficult situation. Two brains is better than one – so with your meek brain and this incredibly powerful carbon dioxide-filled brain, you should be able to solve any problem! Picture this: you’re at an …

Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask

With the Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask, scaring the annoying guy sitting next to you on the plane isn’t so hard! He wants to talk about things, you don’t. He wants to share pretzels with you, and you’re sure not sharing any of yours with him. What do you do? Put on the Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask. I assure you – he won’t be trying to get your attention any longer! You look creepy in this mask, and you get a good …

Biohazard And Zombie Crime Scene Tape

The Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape is geeky and great for keeping annoying people out of your house. For example, if you didn’t want those nosy Flanders’ bringing you their mystery meat casserole, you could completely cover your main entryway in Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape, and then they wouldn’t be able to claw themselves past your living room. The Biohazard – Stay Out tape and the Caution – Zombies Ahead tape are both super geeky, and great for …

Zombie Head Pencil Holder

The Zombie Head Pencil Holder is a … well … unique way of storing your pencils. *coughing* Who am I kidding THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER I hope my boss doesn’t care. If he does, I suppose that it will have to go… I’ll just tell him that I quit very nicely. What? You thought I was going to give up my Zombie Head Pencil Holder? Consider this information: you can stick your pencils into the convenient pencil-sized holes …

Anatomical Brain Pendant

The Anatomical Brain Pendant is the pinnacle of zombie-obsession. Okay, maybe not the pinnacle, but you know what I mean. The pinnacle is the Blood Energy Drink, which still gives me the Willies. “I wish you wouldn’t use that expression – it’s offensive.” Look, Willy, this is something you need to take up with your parents – I wasn’t the one who named you Willy. Just do what Moby Dick did! *In the courtroom* “So, Mr. Moby Dick, you would like …

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