Category Archive for: ‘Useless, But Awesome’

the original football man candle

The Original Football Man Candle

  The Original Football Man Candle from Perpetual Kid is for when the bros are coming over – and not the ones that you met at the WE THINK SAMUS IS SEXY convention.  (Man, that’s an awesome convention, isn’t it?  They basically invented Zero Suit Samus at one of those.) Some guys from work want to come over and watch large men run with a ball until they get rocked to the core by other large men (Americans enjoy this) and listen to …

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cupcake toothpaste

Cupcake Toothpaste Sounds Delicious And Fights Plaque

So, you love cupcakes, but you can’t have them all the time since they’re the epitome of unhealthiness.  Not to worry, my friends, Cupcake Toothpaste has landed!  With this amazing flavored toothpaste, you can brush your teeth and taste your favorite treat at the same time!  Not only will you be fighting plaque and cavities, you’ll enjoy it!  If you’re a stressed-out mom with little cretins who refuse to brush their teeth, just get some Cupcake Toothpaste (as seen on Geek Alerts), …

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Thankfully TabCo Grid 10 Tablet is Not JooJoo 2

  TabCo has teased the audience long enough. With their months of speculations about their new tablet, it has garnered much publicity. TabCo is lapping up all the attention it’s getting, saying on their site that this will be the best tablet since iPad. They’re saying that it may not be an iPad killer, but it surely is a device that is bringing something new to the millions of tablets out there. Fusion Garage had failed to impress the users with its …

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pacman ghost usb lamp

Pacman Ghost USB Lamp: Chuck Norris Turns On The Dark

The Pacman Ghost USB Lamp not only glows a vibrant color, it also has built-in Chuck Norris sensors that can sense when he turns on the dark.  (Close enough, right?)  Once the room is dark, the Pacman Ghost USB Lamp lights up to guide you to the nearest exit.  Which, if you live in the same kind of bedroom I do, is the window.  Below the window, if you live in the same kind of bedroom that I do, is a patch …

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Nikon Lens Chess Set

Camera Lens Chess Set and Zombie Bears

LensRentals has built an entire chess set out of different sized, popular DSLR lenses from Nikon and Canon.     They’re renting this camera lens chess set to people in weekly intervals for the affordable price of $9,221.     Nowadays, that’s how much money I have to pay to fill up my car with gas. “Jack, where do you live?”  “I’m from the Middle East and pay thirty seven cents per gallon. You all must have forgotten that I drive a …

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fail cookie monster cupcakes

Someone Fails At Making Cookie Monster Cupcakes

Well… most Cookie Monster cupcakes are delicious.  (Though it troubles me why people didn’t just make Cookie Monster Cookies.)  It is not difficult to see that someone had an “oopsy” moment while making Cookie Monster cupcakes.  Note to person: get out of the kitchen before you create something that kills people. The top picture is of quality cupcakes, the bottom picture is of alien waste that has been molded into a vague representation of the Cookie Monster.  It’s probably tasty, but eating …

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japanese ice spray

Japanese Ice Spray Is Better Than Cold Water

Japanese ice spray has been around for a while, but just recently has it been discovered by the geeks of America.  One of the most popular brands, Hokokkyu Monogatari, is a blue foam that can be molded into any shape and is super cold.  The only issue I have with these products is the fact that they probably contain carcinogens.  Or alien fetuses.  The last time I touched one of those, my fingers fell off.  On second thought – I think I …

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mario mushroom lamp

Mario Mushroom USB Lamp Is Squishy, Bright, And Lacks The Ability To Make You Giant Or Immortal

Mario Mushroom USB Lamp – Will It Really Make Me Huge And Give Me An Extra Life? No.  The answer to that question is indefinitely no.  What it can do, though, is light up your desk area.  The Mario Mushroom USB Lamp is almost squishy – the device sinks into its base when pressure is applied, giving the squishy effect.  This mushroom light can run on AA’s as well as USB power, but only noobs would power a USB gadget with AA’s. …

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