Category Archive for: ‘Toys’
Mustache Magnets Geeky Product Review
The Mustache Magnets were provided to me by the geeky FunSlurp store, and are little bits of geek fun that can be applied to other things in your life to add a bit of geek chic style. Your boyfriend looking kind of bland? Just stick one of these over his picture on the refrigerator to get your motor turning – nothing makes a man like his mustache. Your friend’s girlfriend looking incredibly hot on her picture on his refrigerator? Put a …
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Top 14 Geeky Easter Eggs: Pokemon, Star Wars, TARDIS, And More
This list of the top 14 geeky easter eggs will give you some great eye candy, as well as some ideas for your own easter egg creations. The best of the internet has been compiled into the list below: we have Pokemon easter eggs, Star Wars easter eggs, Mario easter eggs, and whatever else you could think of! Geeky Pokemon Easter Eggs These geeky Pokemon easter eggs were created by a user by the name of Lanini on DeviantArt. These are …
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Top 19 Geeky Games And Puzzles
This list of the top 19 geeky games and puzzles is meant to give you an all-encompassing look at some crazy products that will have your brain running marathons in no time! These games and puzzles challenge your inner geek by testing coordination, memory, visual skills, and more. Plus, since we’re all complete nerds, we think that these are super fun. So sit back and enjoy the ride while you experience the best the internet has to offer. For each geeky game, …
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LEGO Stormtrooper Kid’s Watch
The LEGO Stormtrooper Kid’s Watch is the perfect gift for any fun-sized Star Wars fans that your spouse gave birth to. It’s also great for Oompa Loompa packaged children who aren’t biologically related to you, but giving them gifts if you don’t know them can be construed as socially unacceptable in some cultures. A.K.A if you don’t know the kid, just walk away. Your tiny nephew loves the Dark Side, is playing his first RPG-only COD match, and needs to wear …
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Lickety Split Spoon
The Lickety Split Spoon turns your world inside out! Instead of keeping your tongue inside of your mouth when you eat, why not have your cake and eat it too? You can nourish yourself and stick out your tongue at people at the same time! plus, the Lickety Split Spoon gives you a much larger tongue than you have, unless you’re that creepy guy from the KISS band, or the guy on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not who has two tongues …
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Rainbow In My Room Nightlight
The Rainbow In My Room Nightlight is a great way to light up a dark bedroom for the mini geeks who are still afraid of the monster hiding under their bed. How many times have we told them that the monster won’t hurt them? We made a deal: if you scare the kid, then we stop feeding you sandwiches. The Rainbow In My Room Nightlight shines a rainbow onto a wall, and lights up extremely bright! You’ll need some AA batteries, …
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Hasbro iOS Powered Lazer Tag Guns
Hasbro, king of all geeky toys, is launching their newest endeavor: the iOS Powered Lazer Tag Guns. Since you already own all of those other laser tag toys that shoot through brick walls and work about as well as a broken leg, you surely have faced the frustrations of having to pay tons and tons of money for Lazer Quest only to not make it onto the leaderboards for weekly performance. With the iOS Powered Lazer Tag Guns, you just put …
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Junk Food Eraser Set
The Junk Food Eraser Set has turned all of your favorite unhealthy foods into erasers! This set includes a strawberry cake, donut, cupcake, shake, cookie with cream in the middle, and pizza. My only objection is that I see the color green on the pizza – why? This is supposed to be junk food! Why I am disappointed in Domino’s: they took away their Oreo pizza after only a couple of weeks, and I only had the chance to order it …
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Radioactive Polluted Glass
The Polluted Glass is the greatest thing since three-eyed fish started appearing in the pond in my backyard. (Hey – the fish aren’t complaining – they can see a whole third better now than they could before.) These glasses are barrel-shaped and are etched with the classic symbol of radioactivity, which brings bad connotation with it. Radioactive means long, tedious half-life problems, and it also means that your life will probably be cut in half. A set includes two of these …
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Sea-Monkeys On Mars
The Sea-Monkeys On Mars set is a wonderful new take on the classic Sea-Monkeys habitat. Why have these tiny little shrimp things swimming around on a plain old Atlantis landscape when you could be a proponent of the future and watch them dive under the red rock cliffs of Mars! Join Newt Gingrich and the Sea Monkey clan in the plan to create colonies on the Moon! Space travel is a good use of our resources, because this is America, and …
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