Category Archive for: ‘Toys’
9 LEGO Cakes That Really Stack Up
Cake is delicious any way you have it, but wouldn’t a LEGO cake just taste that much better? These 9 LEGO Cakes really stack up nicely. You’ll find all kinds of delicious cake in this list, even cake pops and cupcakes! LEGO is a hot topic of geeks today, so enjoy these awesome baked creations! Star Wars Death Star Cross Section Cake This Star Wars Cake seems to me to be the old Star Wars gang standing on top of a …
Read More5 Desktop Office Toys That Will Make Your Workplace Less Stressful
You go to work every day and sit in that same small space – that gray jail cell that we like to call “the cubicle.” With these 5 desktop office toys you’ll be able to make work a happier place for yourself and those who get paid to deal with you. Honestly, nobody likes to work with you, but you might have a fighting chance of changing that fact if you pick up a couple of these desktop office toys. They’re great …
Read MoreAir Strike Catapult Office Toy Launches Foam Balls To Spite Your Enemies
The Air Strike Catapult Office Toy brings us back to the good old days – back when valiant men didn’t need to struggle to fit their pants on their bodies. Back when you could win the love of a beautiful woman by slaying a lizard, back when there weren’t such stringent weapon laws. Back to a time when knights would ride off into the sunset to kill other knights because they were in a poor economic situation and were blood-oathed to their …
Read MoreHot Wheels RC Nitro Speeders are Incredibly Fast
The Hot Wheels RC Nitro Speeders are the newest and best in the RC world. These little guys come with that carrying case there that doubles as a charger and a controller. The car itself is powered by two 30,000 RPM motors that can make it fly at scale speeds of up to 600mph. And by fly, I mean fly. As in, how fast I went when we thought it was a good idea to ride a shopping cart attached with …
Read MoreFinger Hockey Desktop Office Game
The Finger Hockey Desktop Office Game is a great way to collectively waste time with your colleagues! Which, obviously, is a much better idea than wasting time without your colleagues, because they can’t fire everyone in the office! In fact, get a tournament going – maybe the boss will join in and you can score a few personality points with your irresistible charm! So, boss… how’s the wife? ”We’re getting a divorce.” *Awkward moment* Alright! LET’S PLAY SOME HOCKEY! The Finger …
Read MoreBrain Splat Ball
The Brain Splat Ball is a geeky version of the classic splat ball office toys. Why would you throw a tomato at the floor or the wall when you could throw a liquid-filled brain? This geeky toy hits a hard surface, flattens, and slowly comes back to its regular shape. It doesn’t do the cool shape-shifting thing if you throw it at people but it’s probably much more fun to do. Show your love for zombies and intelligence by getting one …
Read MorePeeps Bunnies Plush Pack
The Peeps Bunnies Plush Pack would make a wonderful gift in anyone’s Easter basket. The holiday is coming up where the hunchbacked animal with excess hair growth comes into your house and leaves baskets, and it is your responsibility to fill those baskets. (The creature already provides baskets for everyone in the world, you thought he was going to fill them for you too? Only in America – such shamelessness and indolence.) Yes, the filling of the baskets is on you, …
Read MorePanda In A Box Coin Bank By Itazura
The Panda In A Box Coin Bank by Itazura is an adorable way to help the mini geeks, and yourself, to save money. Coins may not seem very valuable, but over time, you can build up quite a stash of money just from extra change that you have lying around or that you got after ordering those five Taco Bell tacos with a twenty dollar bill. Of course, I would never recommend ordering five tacos just for the change – that’s …
Read MoreDog Maze Food Bowl
The Dog Maze Food Bowl is a great way to assimilate a canine pet to your way of life. If you’re going to own a dog, he’s going to need to follow your rules – he is residing in your house, after all. And, as things are, all living creatures in the household are required to pass a certain level of geekiness that is dependent upon how many geeky products they own and use regularly. Since dogs do little more than …
Read MoreLight Up Flashing Chick Squishball
The Light Up Flashing Chick Squishballs are fun for the office and great for the kids! When your stapler gets put into jello one too many times, you have something to take out your anger on! Just bang the fluffy squishball against a hard surface, and you’re rewarded with a flashing LED! Alternately, you could use this LED ball to attack the coworker responsible and have no fear of repercussions, because this won’t hurt anyone unless wielded by Chuck Norris. It’s …
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