All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘THWACKTHWACK’

The branch holder, a piece of rubber that will make your kid feel like he has a toy sword, makes me sad.  Do you want to know why it makes me sad?  It proves that people are about as imaginative as a patch of moss.  Hey, dude!  Guess what?  I got this piece of rubber I can put on a stick to make me feel like I have a sword!  Guess what it’s called!  The branch holder!  You know why?  Because it …