Star Wars Battle Damage AT-AT T-Shirt

at-at star wars battle damage shirt

  Hooray for the Star Wars Battle Damage AT-AT T-Shirt!  Do you know the old Family Guy Harvest Moon saying?  “We rebels should be fine as long as they don’t have any giant robot camels!  *Looks on the horizon*  Look!  Robot camels!  *Annoying iiiissssshhh….. aaaaahhhhhh…. scene follows* ”  That there injured AT-AT needs immediate medical… 

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Star Wars Sound Blaster Keychain

star wars sound blaster keychain

  The Star Wars Sound Blaster Keychain is a cool little gadget for any lover of the saga.  For $8, you essentially get a 5-sound soundboard that includes a Chewbacca roar, R2-D2 whistle, Darth Vader respiration byte, and a lightsaber battle.  The fifth is a secret combination of two buttons pressed at the same time… 

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R2-D2 Folding Armchair

r2-d2 folding armchair

Sitting down is the favorite pastime of Americans – they just happen to be watching sports while they enjoy their favorite activity.  The R2-D2 Folding Armchair facilitates this enjoyable action of “copping a squat,” and would be greatly appreciated by any afficianado of the activity.  The R2-D2 Folding Armchair is $40 from ThinkGeek, and lets you… 

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Obsessed With Star Wars Question Book

obsessed with star wars question book

Think you know everything there is to know about Star Wars?  The Obsessed With Star Wars Question Book will prove that you have a long way to go before you become a Jedi master, small padawan.  “Hey, look!  I can do that Darth Vader breathing thing!  OOOHHH  HHHAAA.  OOOHHH.  HHHAAA.”  Well… this geeky Star Wars… 

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Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit

star wars naboo sea creatures kit

So, Sea Monkeys disappointed you and made you break some expensive lamps.  Are you going to give up your secret life as a geeky scientist?  Have no fear, the Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit is here!  This awesome aquarium looks like the depths of the Naboo oceans, and comes with some ancient shrimp… 

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Life Size Darth Malgus Figure: The Time Is Near…

Life Size Darth Mal Statue

Sideshow Collectibles has just announced that they will be releasing a life size Darth Malgus figure.  There’s absolutely no information about it, except that it will be 1:1 scale, and cost a boatload(s) of money.  I’m presuming that an auction will be held, and that the thing will sell for more than your soul is… 

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Star Wars Gomu Erasers To Erase All Of Your Mistakes

star wars gomu erasers

The Star Wars Gomu Erasers are great for those of us who make mistakes.  Which would be… everyone except me and Yoda.  This great eraser set is available in a huge collectible lightsaber case, which can be used to beat people over the head in the name of the Rebellion, but the erasers can also… 

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Steampunk R2-D2 Brings Star Wars To A Less Long Long Time Ago

steampunk R2-D2

This steampunk R2-D2 was created by Amoeba Boy, and is composed almost entirely of recycled materials.  The steampunk R2-D2 gives the friendly bot a much different appearance, and gives the entire series a different perspective.  Would I like to see a series of steampunk Star Wars movies?  No, because then they wouldn’t have those amazing… 

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Would You Play Star Wars Gladiators? [Concept]


Star Wars Gladiators is a (rather rudimentary) video game concept posted by a user on Comic Book Movie (CBM).  It’s been getting some positive feedback on that site, and I found it to be an interesting idea, so I figured I’d see what you guys think.  Star Wars Gladiators was created by Christopher Fort, and is… 

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