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Boba Fett LEGO Minifigure Alarm Clock

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  Boba Fett – son of the less green and more awesome Jango Fett – has found time in his schedule to keep your sleep cycle in check.  The Boba Fett LEGO Minifigure Alarm Clock is a 9.5 inch tall, war-torn Boba Fett LEGO figure that also tells the time and sets off alarms. Just bop him a good one in the head to put him to sleep for a couple of seconds, though.  If you know what’s good for you, you’ll …

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Star Wars Battle Damage AT-AT T-Shirt

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  Hooray for the Star Wars Battle Damage AT-AT T-Shirt!  Do you know the old Family Guy Harvest Moon saying?  ”We rebels should be fine as long as they don’t have any giant robot camels!  *Looks on the horizon*  Look!  Robot camels!  *Annoying iiiissssshhh….. aaaaahhhhhh…. scene follows* ”  That there injured AT-AT needs immediate medical attention, and what better way for the imperials to dress up their injured robot camel than to put a cone on its head and wrap some hockey …

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Galaxy’s Best Father Bobble-Head

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  Your father raised you to be the man that you became… show him that you love him with this Galaxy’s Best Father Bobble-Head.  He may have cut off your arm with a lightsaber, but don’t you remember when he threw Emperor Palpatine down that giant abyss?  He may be the most evil man in the universe, but he’s your dad, and he’s expecting to get something for Christmas, and he’ll be angry if he doesn’t.  Unless you want your trachea to …

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Star Wars Sound Blaster Keychain

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  The Star Wars Sound Blaster Keychain is a cool little gadget for any lover of the saga.  For $8, you essentially get a 5-sound soundboard that includes a Chewbacca roar, R2-D2 whistle, Darth Vader respiration byte, and a lightsaber battle.  The fifth is a secret combination of two buttons pressed at the same time that makes a super secret sound which I will not reveal in this post.  This line is not secure.  *Dial tone*  “Your call cannot be completed at …

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R2-D2 Folding Armchair

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Sitting down is the favorite pastime of Americans – they just happen to be watching sports while they enjoy their favorite activity.  The R2-D2 Folding Armchair facilitates this enjoyable action of “copping a squat,” and would be greatly appreciated by any afficianado of the activity.  The R2-D2 Folding Armchair is $40 from ThinkGeek, and lets you show the world how much you love Star Wars.  That is, as long as you can fit the world inside of your house – you might have …

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Obsessed With Star Wars Question Book

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Think you know everything there is to know about Star Wars?  The Obsessed With Star Wars Question Book will prove that you have a long way to go before you become a Jedi master, small padawan.  ”Hey, look!  I can do that Darth Vader breathing thing!  OOOHHH  HHHAAA.  OOOHHH.  HHHAAA.”  Well… this geeky Star Wars book has 2,500 questions that include obscure trivia questions and difficult to remember quotes.  Obsessed With Star Wars has a built-in electronic scoring system, to make sure …

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Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit

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So, Sea Monkeys disappointed you and made you break some expensive lamps.  Are you going to give up your secret life as a geeky scientist?  Have no fear, the Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit is here!  This awesome aquarium looks like the depths of the Naboo oceans, and comes with some ancient shrimp that you can hatch and feed.  The Tripod Longicudatus brine shrimp are a species that has existed for over 350,000,000 years, and can grow up to two …

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Life Size Darth Malgus Figure: The Time Is Near…

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Sideshow Collectibles has just announced that they will be releasing a life size Darth Malgus figure.  There’s absolutely no information about it, except that it will be 1:1 scale, and cost a boatload(s) of money.  I’m presuming that an auction will be held, and that the thing will sell for more than your soul is worth.  Also, how on earth do they know how tall Darth Malgus is?  If it turns out he’s James Madison size, I’m going to be very disappointed. …

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