Chewbacca Donuts: Children of Wookies and Digletts

Star Wars Donuts

I saw these Chewbacca donuts online and I couldn’t resist giving them a share.  From the kitchen of justJENN Recipes comes this long john spectacular, complete with dark, charming eyes and a swashbuckling cross-chest holster.  Take notes, because I am building you the greatest profile description in the history of searching for creepy Internet… 

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Star Wars Macarons Look Better Inside My Body

Star Wars Macarons

People love Star Wars, people love macarons, people love Star Wars macarons.  I don’t know what you want me to say – I could make bad references to that Chacarron Macarron song, I guess.  Get the content guy in here, I’m going to give him a piece of my mind.  *Guy walks in* Hey, pretend… 

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‘Knits for Nerds’ by Joan of Dark: book review

star wars knitting crafts

Crafty geeks, rejoice! There is a special corner of Geeky Heaven reserved for nerds who are also knitters. And ‘Knits for Nerds’ by Toni Carr, or “Joan of Dark,” is its bible.   With 30 original patterns from Toni Carr and other designers covering fandoms from Star Wars to Harry Potter, this book is a… 

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The R2-D2 Snow Globe Celebrates Christmas and Disney’s Purchase of The Saga

r2-d2 snow globe

  A rather delightful Halloween has come and gone, dead zombies cleaned off of the roof and all, so it’s time to look ahead.  What’s the next big thing coming to a town near you?  ME, IN ALL MY OBESE GLORY!  Also, Christmas, which is as good of a time as any to spend your… 

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Dr. Seuss and Star Wars Mashup Prints

dr. seuss star wars mashup

  A guy by the name of Jason Peltz is the artistic genius behind the wonderful combination of Dr. Seuss and Star Wars.  The mashup print above is a play on one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, in case you didn’t make that connection.  Does anyone else enjoy destroying all of the insignificant… 

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Star Wars Theme Stops Baby From Crying: You Wish You Had Birthed It

star wars theme soothes crying baby

  In another episode of “why is your infant so much better than mine,” we find this here child wearing pj’s that vaguely resemble a faded prison suit.  But, that’s not the point.  The point is this: one minute the little monster is screaming like a banshee and the next minute he looks cute enough… 

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The Wildlife of Star Wars: A Field Guide

wildlife of star wars: a field guide

It’s no big secret that the wildlife of Star Wars is kind of terrifying. Alien crime lords, a couple of Sith running the galaxy, no apparent career options for women beyond stripper, princess, or stripper princess, technology that can blow up a planet . . . and countless wild and dangerous creatures. Is there life beyond Earth? In the… 

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Life-Sized Yoda Cake: Eat, Or Do Not Eat, There Is No Try

life-sized yoda cake

“Eat Me you may try” is what this deliciously amazing life-sized Yoda cake created by Edward Frys is telling me right now. The craftsmanship here on this fully detailed to scale confectionary masterpiece is simply breathtaking. Everything from his stance to the saber height is just unreal. I love the pose most, which seems to… 

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R2-D2 Eye Makeup Makes Your Face Look Like An Astromech Droid

r2-d2 eye makeup

With all of the Youtube makeup tutorials that currently exist, it is not surprising that there are a number of people experience newfound enjoyment in the application of geeky cosmetics like the R2-D2 eye makeup. There are so many types of tutorials out there: there are ones on contouring (which will have you looking almost… 

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The View From My Underwater Hotel Is Better Than Your Star Wars Wallpaper

underwater hotel

Have your hotel stays become just too darn dull? Do you wish you could get closer to the natural world while you’re asleep? If eating and sleeping landside has somehow lost its edge for you, Dubai’s underwater hotel may soon hold the answer.     Not content with just the tallest building in the world,… 

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