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20 Mustache Tumblr Posts For The Facial Hair Connoisseur

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Just as the title for this article on mustache Tumblr posts is very fancy, the content of said article will also be very fancy.  Need I remind you of my incredibly high score in the classic “Fancy Pants” saga?  Getting pants like that would solve most of my life’s problems: namely the fact that I’ve been pantsed.  In a Brookstone retailer.  You know what – I’m just going to close my eyes, let it all hang out, and book it to Macy’s. …

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Why Do Geeks Like Mustaches? [Reader Response]

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Since we all know that I have an entire category devoted to mustaches, we also all know that there is a huge geeky following of this topic.  My question is… why?  I know that mustaches are awesome, you know that mustaches are awesome, but what is the reason behind the geeky love that we have for mustaches? When you think about it, doesn’t it seem odd that we would obsess over facial hair?  That we would make snowglobes with facial hair in them? …

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Dapper Staches Drink Markers Are Helpful Mustaches

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  The Dapper Staches Drink Markers are just $4 and are a great thing to have around when it comes party time.  Sure, you may not care if you take a drink from someone else’s glass, but it’s best to be polite.  (Also, you have mono, and nobody wants that.)  So, get the Dapper Staches Drink Markers!   Dapper Staches: 6 to Choose From There are six styles of mustaches to mark your drink with, and you could even be a crazy …

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Mustache Magnets Geeky Product Review

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  The Mustache Magnets were provided to me by the geeky FunSlurp store, and are little bits of geek fun that can be applied to other things in your life to add a bit of geek chic style. Your boyfriend looking kind of bland?  Just stick one of these over his picture on the refrigerator to get your motor turning – nothing makes a man like his mustache. Your friend’s girlfriend looking incredibly hot on her picture on his refrigerator?  Put a …

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Mustache Wall Clock

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  The Mustache Wall Clock is the perfect clock for any geeky not-humble abode!  You can hang it anywhere you want, and the mustache will keep track of time for you.  Of course, you could buy a digital clock or a clock with numbers on it, but I prefer clocks that make it really difficult to tell what the time is.  Why do you think I always post on TokyoFlash watches?  In the time it takes me to tell the time on one …

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Mustache Ice Cube Tray

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  The Mustache Ice Cube Tray lets you make elegant mustache-shaped ice cubes!  No more of those old-fashioned cubist cube ice cubes – now, treat your guests with some respect and serve them the finest cooling devices in all of the land.  The tray is made of silicone, and can make up to 8 mustaches at one time!  That means it is eight times stronger than your average man, who can only grow one mustache at a time.  An added bonus: this …

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You Have A Bit Of Dandruff: Mustache Snow Globe

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  The Mustache Snow Globe combines exactly what you want and what you don’t want into one little furry ball of awesome!  All aspiring geeks want a manly mustache – one that curls upwards and is long enough to stroke – but they want to make sure that they keep it clean, not greasy, and dandruff-free!  If your upper lip looks like Yeti after he got buried in an avalanche, you might want to take better care of your facial fair.  Many …

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Mustachifier: BPA-Free Mustache Pacifier

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  The Mustachifier Mustache Pacifier gets the young ones going early.  Their proud dad and embarrassed mom both sport astonishingly thick upper-lip facial hair, so why not teach the kid early about what’s important in life? And, thank God these hypothetical parents didn’t have a girl – how would you like to be known as the mom who passed on the incredible mustache to her female offspring.  Why do you think the bearded lady doesn’t have any kids?  ”Because nobody wants to …

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