Why Do Geeks Like Mustaches? [Reader Response]

why do geeks like mustaches

Since we all know that I have an entire category devoted to mustaches, we also all know that there is a huge geeky following of this topic.  My question is… why?  I know that mustaches are awesome, you know that mustaches are awesome, but what is the reason behind the geeky love that we have… 

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Dapper Staches Drink Markers Are Helpful Mustaches

Dapper Mustache Drink Markers

  The Dapper Staches Drink Markers are just $4 and are a great thing to have around when it comes party time.  Sure, you may not care if you take a drink from someone else’s glass, but it’s best to be polite.  (Also, you have mono, and nobody wants that.)  So, get the Dapper Staches… 

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You Have A Bit Of Dandruff: Mustache Snow Globe

mustache snow globe

  The Mustache Snow Globe combines exactly what you want and what you don’t want into one little furry ball of awesome!  All aspiring geeks want a manly mustache – one that curls upwards and is long enough to stroke – but they want to make sure that they keep it clean, not greasy, and… 

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Mustachifier: BPA-Free Mustache Pacifier

mustachifier baby pacifier

  The Mustachifier Mustache Pacifier gets the young ones going early.  Their proud dad and embarrassed mom both sport astonishingly thick upper-lip facial hair, so why not teach the kid early about what’s important in life? And, thank God these hypothetical parents didn’t have a girl – how would you like to be known as… 

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Moustache Wallet

moustache wallet

  You need a wallet to store your wads of cash, or to make it appear as if you have wads of cash, but not any old wallet can satisfy your taste for geeky fashion.  The Moustache Wallet Perpetual Kid can – and it will save you the trouble of growing a gigantic moustache!  The wallet comes… 

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Mustache Lollipop: Instant Disguise, Instant Delicious

moustache lollipop

The Mustache Lollipop is a cola-flavored treat that doubles as a disguise.  Just hold it up over your upper lip, and the Mustache Lollipop becomes a well-groomed piece of facial hair.  Hold it over your unibrow, and you have an even bigger unibrow than you had before.  Then, when you get tired of looking like… 

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