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6 Relationship Lessons We Can Learn From Samus Aran And The Metroid Series

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Metroid is a great series of games, and is arguably one of Nintendo’s greatest franchises!  We’ve had countless hours of fun playing as a beautiful woman, shooting creepy zombies with our giant blasters and running around like maniacs.  The thing that very few people realize, however, is the hidden value of Samus Aran and Metroid. Not only is it almost as fun as shooting the kids on your lawn with a potato gun, it can provide some valuable relationship lessons!     …

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Office Workers: Dead Inside, Forced To Wear Shoes That Reduce Flight Risk [Pic]

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Office Worker Infographic Pale legs is right – have you seen the people that I work with?  And the boss wonders why I wear sunglasses inside.  We just use John’s pale thighs as flashbang grenades whenever we want to leave early.  *John bares his sour cream thighs and everyone shields their eyes* [Via: Pleated Jeans]

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Iron Man is The Best Avenger: Hot Women, Cash To Spend, and Big Guns

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    It should be noted up front that when I say Tony Stark is the best Avenger I am only referring to the cinematic universe. When it comes to the comic book world of the Avengers franchise, my knowledge is limited (ok, I haven’t read one single issue of any Marvel comic). But I fell in love with Iron Man from the moment Stark defied the wishes of his publicist and announced his “secret” identity to a crowd full of reporters. …

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Geeky Memes Of The Week #5: Funny Memes Make You Pee Yourself

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Welcome to the fifth edition of geeky memes of the week!  These funny memes will surely have you rofling, lolling, and banging your fist on a table in your fit of laughter.  (Not really, at best you’ll smile and maybe be chucklin’ for a second.)  There is a cat pushing a watermelon out of a lake on this list of memes, so you are compelled by this cat to like this post on Facebook and share it with all of your friends! …

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Why Project Glass Is Bad And How It Will Ruin Your Life and Relationships

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Yes, I’ve decided to put together a post on all of the terribly funny things that could go wrong (remember the ostrich sleeping pillow?) with project glass.  How will project glass will ruin your life and relationships?  Why will the launch mean death to society as we know it?  Well, I guess you’ll have to read a little bit to find out.  Not like those scavenger hunt games where you just wait for a kid to come back with all of the answers, knock …

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5 Alternate Uses For An iPhone That Will End In Disaster

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You know plenty of legitimate ways to use an iPhone, but this post doesn’t care about that. No, this post cares about the ways which have disaster written all over them, the 5 alternate uses for an iPhone that will undoubtedly end in tragedy. Some of these are blatantly idiotic, and some of them seem like a good idea until it’s too late to turn back. All of them will ruin your day, and some may induce precipitation of the eyeballs.   …

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10 Tips To Keep Your Brain Uneaten In A Zombie Apocalypse [Geeky Humor]

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The zombie apocalypse is going to be upon us, whether you received the email notification or not.  Look – only a select few of us were placed on the list of people who got emails, and that’s only because they tricked us into thinking that they were transferring their accounts overseas.  (Turns out not all of the undead are as dumb as they look.) These 10 tips will help you to keep your brain mush all in one ball of mush, instead …

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Geeky Memes Of The Week #1

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Since this is the first edition of Geeky Memes Of the Week, I wanted to give a quick explanation.  From now until the day I die or change my mind, there will be a weekly post on a couple of (what I think are the) funniest geeky memes of the week.  So, without further ado, here’s the memes that constitute the first edition of le memes.   Very true – this geeky meme poster depicts precisely how Winston Churchill was able to …

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