Rainbow Cupcakes Are Made With Real Rainbows

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You probably won’t believe me when I tell you, but these rainbow cupcakes are made entirely out of Real Rainbows (TM).  “What’s with the TM?”  A bunch of patent trolls managed to trademark rainbows.  Who knew, right?  *Previously on an episode of “Wow, bureaucracy is the best”* There are few things more visually stimulating than… 

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Kinetic Sand Deemed The Best Thing In The Universe

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As of right now, Kinetic Sand has been officially deemed the “best thing in the universe” by everyone.  The world took a vote, and 99% of the Earth marked Kinetic Sand, with .5% marking “World Peace” and .5% choosing “bad puns.”  If you haven’t played with this awesome toy yet, then you are seriously missing out.  Mold… 

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Cardiff 3-Wheeled Skates Are 1.5 Times The Fun!

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The Cardiff 3-Wheeled Skates bring your rollerskating game to a whole new level.  From zero to hero, from scraped knees to bee’s knees.  Or even to bees’ knees, which is multiple pairs of bumblebee kneecaps, as opposed to a single pair of bumblebee kneecaps.  *Does the Charleston* Do you know the difference between me and that… 

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Snorlax Bed: He Wakes Up When You Sleep

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Everyone knows that Snorlax loves to sleep – and why wouldn’t he?  He’s a big man, and big men need their sleep in order to function.  “How’d that go over with your boss?”  I recall it going extremely well, actually – the firing was very cordial, and he only slapped me once.  *sobs silently*  He… 

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Cool Frequency Visualizers: The Top 6 On YouTube

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Cool frequency visualizers are not only awesome, they are the key to getting more people to watch your music promotion videos.  Rule of thumb: if your video doesn’t look cool, I’m not going to watch it.  If I can listen to the same song while watching a bunch of lasers or some adorable kittens, I’m… 

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Mini Remote Control Tank: Battletank Desk Pet

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The government gets all huffy and puffy when you try to drive your tank home, but we have come up with the perfect solution.  Just get a mini remote control tank!  The Battletank Desk Pet is everything that you need to wage your own wars and conquer your own countries.     With these mini… 

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