Rainbow Cupcakes Are Made With Real Rainbows

rainbow cupcakes

You probably won’t believe me when I tell you, but these rainbow cupcakes are made entirely out of Real Rainbows (TM).  “What’s with the TM?”  A bunch of patent trolls managed to trademark rainbows.  Who knew, right?  *Previously on an episode of “Wow, bureaucracy is the best”* There are few things more visually stimulating than… 

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Adorable Catbug Cupcakes From Nerdache Cakes

Catbug Cupcakes

Thank you, Nerdache Cakes, because you have made my day much better than it was five minutes ago.  These Catbug cupcakes are incredibly adorable, and are a great tribute to the character that some of us know and love.  Even if you were clueless as to who Catbug was a few minutes ago, like I… 

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Chewbacca Donuts: Children of Wookies and Digletts

Star Wars Donuts

I saw these Chewbacca donuts online and I couldn’t resist giving them a share.  From the kitchen of justJENN Recipes comes this long john spectacular, complete with dark, charming eyes and a swashbuckling cross-chest holster.  Take notes, because I am building you the greatest Match.com profile description in the history of searching for creepy Internet… 

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Bacon-Wrapped Grilled Cheese Sticks: Prepare for Death

Geeky Food

Just take a second.  Step back and think about what you’re reading: Bacon-Wrapped Grilled Cheese Sticks.  As if bacon wasn’t delicious enough, they added in a delicious dose of bread and an even more delicious dose of cheese!  Wow!  Please replace “delicious” with “unhealthy.”  Once you’ve done that, realize that you’re just as bald as… 

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Star Wars Macarons Look Better Inside My Body

Star Wars Macarons

People love Star Wars, people love macarons, people love Star Wars macarons.  I don’t know what you want me to say – I could make bad references to that Chacarron Macarron song, I guess.  Get the content guy in here, I’m going to give him a piece of my mind.  *Guy walks in* Hey, pretend… 

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Minecraft Block Cake Ironically Makes Your Body Round

minecraft cake

We’ve never seen anything quite as blocky as the Minecraft Block Cake, which is strange.  Seeing that I am indeed one of the biggest blockheads of all time, you think that I would have covered this already. That was a bad joke, and I should feel bad, but I don’t really.  There have been far… 

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9 Super Awesome Pancakes That Are Super Awesome

awesome pancakes

Sometimes, things are super awesome, but they aren’treallysuper awesome.  If you have ever experienced this phenomenon before, then you know why I titled this post the way that I did! These 9 super awesome pancakes are, indeed, super awesome.  They’re like the video games that you’re still playing ten years after you bought them, and… 

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Japanese Food Tube: Make Everything A Push Pop

japanese food tube

Push Pops are delicious, but they aren’t exactly meals.  When you’re on the go and needing something sustaining, why not eat it out of a tube? With the Smart Han Food Tube, you can create all of your favorite rice-covered snacks and eat them on the go! Excellent aspect of the product: as the picture… 

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HAPIfork Stops You From Overeating By Tickling Your Hands

hapi fork controls overeating

  A Fork has always been considered to be the right-hand man of obesity – a tool that assists in the destruction of your body. One second you’re the town jogger, the next you’re being rolled down the street like a giant blueberry.  Kids will set up ramps at the bottom of hills and see… 

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Cheeto Macarons: The Perfect Combination of Elegant and Cheesy

cheeto macarons

  Macarons are fancy – there’s less doubt about that than there is about Jacob Marley being dead, and there’s no doubt about that.  Cheetos are for flabby men in reclining chairs, but when combined with macarons, they become something much more.  These Cheeto Macarons are not only delicious, they’re innovative.  I bet they taste… 

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