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Japanese Food Tube: Make Everything A Push Pop
Push Pops are delicious, but they aren’t exactly meals. When you’re on the go and needing something sustaining, why not eat it out of a tube? With the Smart Han Food Tube, you can create all of your favorite rice-covered snacks and eat them on the go! Excellent aspect of the product: as the picture so aptly demonstrates, even BREASTFEEDING A CHILD cannot slow down the powerful velocity of the Smart Han Food Tube! Think about it any way you’d …
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HAPIfork Stops You From Overeating By Tickling Your Hands
A Fork has always been considered to be the right-hand man of obesity – a tool that assists in the destruction of your body. One second you’re the town jogger, the next you’re being rolled down the street like a giant blueberry. Kids will set up ramps at the bottom of hills and see how high they can launch you. You will become the world’s physics experiment … Unless, of course, you use the HAPIfork – the fork that controls overeating. …
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Cheeto Macarons: The Perfect Combination of Elegant and Cheesy
Macarons are fancy – there’s less doubt about that than there is about Jacob Marley being dead, and there’s no doubt about that. Cheetos are for flabby men in reclining chairs, but when combined with macarons, they become something much more. These Cheeto Macarons are not only delicious, they’re innovative. I bet they taste like puffy cheetos with frosting on them, because that taste is exquisite. Simon Tung, this random man who happens to own a macaron shop, decided that Cheeto …
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26 Pound Giant Gummy Python Will Choke You To Death, Just Like The Real Thing
This giant gummy python is, indeed, twenty-six pounds. What does that mean? Well, it means that if you were able to eat this in thirty minutes, a.k.a. my friends held me down and fed it down my esophagus, I would be twenty-six pounds heavier. I can finally make the cut for wrestling! I just have to wait a few months for this to digest, hoping that my blood sugar levels won’t kill me. 36,000 is a special number. 36,000 is twice …
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Kit Kat Bars Inside Pizza Dough: Pizza Hut Kit Kat Pops
America is the greatest place to eat, but that’s only in terms of quantity. As in, we eat the greatest amount in America. The greatest food? Spread around the world in regions like the Middle East. Pizza Hut Middle East, a branch of the famous company, has come up with the ingenious idea of Kit Kat Pops – kit kat bars in sugar-covered pizza dough puffs! This reminds me of that time that Domino’s had Oreo Pizza, and of that time …
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10 Reptile Cakes: Snakes, Lizards, and a Tortoise
Reptiles are awesome, but they aren’t usually eaten by people. (At least where I live.) Whether this is because they are awesome or because they look icky is irrelevant, since this post is about reptile cakes. If you weren’t into this kind of thing, then you wouldn’t be here, so I’m going to skip the justification of a reptile cake and jump right in. These reptile cakes include snakes, lizards, and tortoises, and are divided into categories as such. Unfortunately for tortoise …
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6 Geeky Pizzas You Won’t Find At Your Local Grocery Store
Pizza is generally something that isn’t that difficult to come by. There’s always a Pizza the Hut or a set of Domino’s somewhere around, and the delivery is usually pretty quick. (Unless you tell them to draw a dinosaur on the box in the special request section of an online order.) These six geeky pizzas, however, are homemade. Geeky Pizzas You won’t be able to buy them from Costco and stick them in the microwave, because nothing from Costco is small enough …
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10 Geeky Drinks: A Dwarf, a Wizard and an Elf Walk Into a Bar…
Let’s be honest, when the question of the ultimate geeky drink is raised, the (stereo)typical answer has got to be Mountain Dew. Well, I’m from Canada and our non-caffeinated version is kinda useless, so in its stead I offer a list of alternatives from popular franchises, and my slightly odd pick for the ultimate geeky drink. 10: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy It’s like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon …
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