All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘awesome’
BMO Teapot For Tea Addicts Who Also Enjoy Adventure Time
Adventure Time is one of the greatest animated shows ever to have been animated, so it is only right that one of its most loved characters would be made into a teapot. BMO is a friend to all and an enemy to none who are not his enemies. Instead of telling you all about this man so that you can better understand how awesome the BMO Teapot is, I’ll just let you learn from this convenient and informative .gif, which should be …
Read MoreAdventure Time Sword That Finn Used To Hit The Baddies
This is the real sword used in the Adventure Time series and wielded by Finn, who was a real guy portrayed by another real guy named Finn. The above is a poorly thought-out series of bold-faced lies…let’s try again. This Adventure Time Sword from ThinkGeek is the one dubbed “Scarlet” in the video game. Please note that this two-foot long weapon is very dull and will not serve you well in your crime-fighting endeavors, but it’s perfect for putting on display or …
Read MoreMetallic Silly Putty Monsters Eating Snazzy Magnets
Silly putty is awesome, and most of the people who are familiar with geekdom and the random science that makes us happy have heard of or played with metallic silly putty. When you put magnets in metallic silly putty, the pull of the magnets makes it seem like there is a gigantic putty monster that likes to feed on magnets, when in actuality its the magnet suffocating itself in putty monster. Perspective is key. Anyway, some guy named Joey Shanks rightfully decided …
Read MoreJapanese Food Tube: Make Everything A Push Pop
Push Pops are delicious, but they aren’t exactly meals. When you’re on the go and needing something sustaining, why not eat it out of a tube? With the Smart Han Food Tube, you can create all of your favorite rice-covered snacks and eat them on the go! Excellent aspect of the product: as the picture so aptly demonstrates, even BREASTFEEDING A CHILD cannot slow down the powerful velocity of the Smart Han Food Tube! Think about it any way you’d …
Read MoreScientists Discover First Carnivorous Tree In Guyana, South America
While walking around in the Amazon Rainforest, trees aren’t usually something that you need to worry about. Sure, there are spiders, beetles, beasts, and creepy crawlies, but never before has there been a carnivorous tree on the mind of tourists! But, don’t start worrying yet – Jeff Oakbren, the head of a group of dendrologists, has said that only slow, sessile, and small animals can become a victim to this carnivorous tree, which has been named salix babilonicarum. Several trees …
Read MoreThe World’s First 3D Printing Pen: 3Doodler [Kickstarter]
3D printers are a cool concept, but who really knows how to use those things? If your income is as low as mine, they’re really expensive, and you have to use engineering software, in most cases, in order to design the 3D object that you’re going to print out. The bottom line for 3D printers? Sounds like a lot of HOOPLAH! Sounds like a lot of HOOPLAH! I SAID, IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF – HOOPLAH! *Hit with a flying brick* …
Read MorePetite Square Blasts Your Beats With Its 50,000 Year Old Wood
I was always one to marvel at the age of things – the dinosaur fossils that they store in the museum, the mammoth skeletons that they store in the museum, and the fossils of your gramma that they store in the museum have all been awe-inspiring to me. (OOOHHHH YOU JUST GOT SERVED SOME ETHNIC DISH THAT WAS SO SPICY YOU COULDN’T EVEN EAT IT). The point is that I can blast my EDM out of a piece of wood …
Read MoreAffordable RC Heli: Heli-Max 1SQ Quadcopter Hands-On Review
Disclaimer (but it’s funny, so it’s worth reading): I was sent the Heli-Max 1SQ Quadcopter by Heli-Max for review, and I am a biased man. I am also a man who says whatever he wants whenever he wants, and is not swayed by gifts and giant wooden horses. I would have rejected the Trojan Horse, as I had already completed my collection of antique, giant wooden animals. Greed was the source of the infamous defeat, and that’s why we should all love …
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