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cardinal mask geeky

Cardinal Mask Is A Geeky Bird Mask

  The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird.  But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities. Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be odd, so I did not try baked macaroni and cheese.  If I did, I would have loved it and eaten it every day for the rest of …

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geeky bacon products

Top 16 Geeky Bacon Gifts

Bacon is the pinnacle of geekiness, so I’ve decided to compile a list of the top 16 geeky bacon gifts of ALL TIME.  I hope you enjoy the list – each one is either linked to a review that I’ve done or to a source from which you can buy the product.  From frosting to candles – this list of geeky bacon goods has you covered, my friends!  Covered in bacon grease!  You’ll be lucky if you can get the stench off …

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Mustache Ice Cube Tray

  The Mustache Ice Cube Tray lets you make elegant mustache-shaped ice cubes!  No more of those old-fashioned cubist cube ice cubes – now, treat your guests with some respect and serve them the finest cooling devices in all of the land.  The tray is made of silicone, and can make up to 8 mustaches at one time!  That means it is eight times stronger than your average man, who can only grow one mustache at a time.  An added bonus: this …

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junk food eraser set

Junk Food Eraser Set

  The Junk Food Eraser Set has turned all of your favorite unhealthy foods into erasers!  This set includes a strawberry cake, donut, cupcake, shake, cookie with cream in the middle, and pizza.  My only objection is that I see the color green on the pizza – why?  This is supposed to be junk food! Why I am disappointed in Domino’s: they  took away their Oreo pizza after only a couple of weeks, and I only had the chance to order it …

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emergency googly eyes

Emergency Googly Eyes

  The Emergency Googly Eyes are wonderful for more than ten reasons, at least.  Not only do you get 20 pairs of four different sizes of googly eyes, you don’t need any glue!  All of the ocular representations included in the Emergency Googly Eyes tin have “Stick It On” adhesives on the back.  Just peel back the plastic, and the possibilities or endless. You could become the four eyed monster, as opposed to the two eyed monster with bad body odor!  You …

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bacon bandages

Bacon Bandages

  Bacon Bandages – the only things that get me through my severe badminton injuries.  Sure, I have loved ones and friends, but they all just start puking when the blood comes spurting and things get rough.  The Bacon Bandages?  They’re steely-eyed, phased by nothing, and prepared to get you back on your feet again.  For a tin of fifteen of these geeky adhesives, you’ll need $5.  The old practice of putting cold meat on an injury is now a thing with …

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magical unicorn mask

Magical Unicorn Mask

  The Magical Unicorn Mask is for all of you geeky crazies (like myself) who like to pretend that you’re a unicorn.  You had better watch yourself before I spear you with my glittery horn, bro. The mask is $30, latex, and one size fits all.  One size will not necessarily fit all, but mask companies often discriminate against those of us who have oddly shaped heads.  (Sorry, Stewie and Hey Arnold.) This mask looks strange, since they decided to use the …

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inflatable tentacle arm

Inflatable Tentacle Arm

  You know what would make you look even cooler than you do now?  A tentacle arm.  Since the best scientists in the world are still working on a moving prosthetic tentacle, the Inflatable Tentacle Arm will have to do.  Do you see the pirate in the above picture?  That costume is trash – utter trash.  But, why did he get with all of the ladies at this year’s Halloween party?  ”The parrot?”  No – the Inflatable Tentacle Arm!  ”I’m pretty sure …

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