Cardinal Mask Is A Geeky Bird Mask

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  The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird.  But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities. Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be… 

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Top 16 Geeky Bacon Gifts

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Bacon is the pinnacle of geekiness, so I’ve decided to compile a list of the top 16 geeky bacon gifts of ALL TIME.  I hope you enjoy the list – each one is either linked to a review that I’ve done or to a source from which you can buy the product.  From frosting to… 

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Mustache Ice Cube Tray

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  The Mustache Ice Cube Tray lets you make elegant mustache-shaped ice cubes!  No more of those old-fashioned cubist cube ice cubes – now, treat your guests with some respect and serve them the finest cooling devices in all of the land.  The tray is made of silicone, and can make up to 8 mustaches… 

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Junk Food Eraser Set

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  The Junk Food Eraser Set has turned all of your favorite unhealthy foods into erasers!  This set includes a strawberry cake, donut, cupcake, shake, cookie with cream in the middle, and pizza.  My only objection is that I see the color green on the pizza – why?  This is supposed to be junk food!… 

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Emergency Googly Eyes

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The Emergency Googly Eyes are wonderful for more than ten reasons, at least.  Not only do you get 20 pairs of four different sizes of googly eyes, you don’t need any glue!  All of the ocular representations included in the Emergency Googly Eyes tin have “Stick It On” adhesives on the back.  Just peel back the plastic,… 

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Bacon Bandages

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  Bacon Bandages – the only things that get me through my severe badminton injuries.  Sure, I have loved ones and friends, but they all just start puking when the blood comes spurting and things get rough.  The Bacon Bandages?  They’re steely-eyed, phased by nothing, and prepared to get you back on your feet again…. 

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Magical Unicorn Mask

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  The Magical Unicorn Mask is for all of you geeky crazies (like myself) who like to pretend that you’re a unicorn.  You had better watch yourself before I spear you with my glittery horn, bro. The mask is $30, latex, and one size fits all.  One size will not necessarily fit all, but mask… 

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Inflatable Tentacle Arm

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  You know what would make you look even cooler than you do now?  A tentacle arm.  Since the best scientists in the world are still working on a moving prosthetic tentacle, the Inflatable Tentacle Arm will have to do.  Do you see the pirate in the above picture?  That costume is trash – utter… 

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Pickle Pop: Pickle Flavored Lollipop

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Pickles are delicious – they’re almost as good as that wonderful hunk of meat and lard that we call bacon.  What better way to celebrate the tastiness of pickles than to suck on a good old Dill Pickle Pop? The Pickle Pop is a pickle flavored lollipop, and will give you a substantial amount of pickle-related… 

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Octopus Porcelain Mug: You’ve Been Duped

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The Octopus Porcelain Mug may look like a perfectly normal mug at first glance, but drain that liquid, and you see that a drink is not the only thing occupying your cup.  This geeky mug features an octopus reminiscent of Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, and we’re surprised that it isn’t sneaking sips of your delicious beverage…. 

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