Why You Want To Subscribe To Cool Gizmo Toys
You’ve somehow managed to navigate to this subscribe page, and now is the time when I am supposed to convince you to give me your email so I can
spam you with random messages provide you with quality geek-related content via email.
Well, I’m convinced that you already want to subscribe to Cool Gizmo Toys – you just don’t know it.
First, I want to make sure that you know about what we do here at CGT – to learn more about “how we roll,” as they say, take a quick peek at our About page!
Now that you know what the site is all about, and you’ve met Jack Kieffer (me), it’s time to tell you exactly how you can benefit form subscribing. Here are a couple of the benefits that you can gain by subscribing:
1. You don’t have to visit the site
Yes, I know you hate visiting my site and leaving comments (IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE), so now there’s a way that you can get all of our great content without traveling all the way to the other side of the internet! Just open up your email, and there will be a couple of posts for you to read. Don’t worry – we don’t over-email or spam you.
Generally, you’ll get an email every few days – as much as you may want me to, I’m not going to unleash and onslaught of messages upon your inbox.
2. Sometimes you get something… EXCLUSIVE
Oftentimes, retailers that send me geeky products to review will also give me a coupon or some sort of gift code to go along with it, and I will send this out to my subscribers! If you sign up, you won’t miss the chance to save a couple of dollars, you penny pinching little Golums.
Also, I’ll occasionally write a post just for you guys – I won’t publish it on the site. It’s supposed to make you feel special, but oftentimes the people who don’t get stuck reading my bad jokes are the ones that get that fuzzy feeling inside.
3. It’s free! Also, you can unsubscribe whenever you want!
Guys, you’ve got nothing to lose: take the gamble! Even if you decide later to hate my guts, you just click a button, and BOOM! Emails stop coming. I’m not trying to con you, I’m trying to help you. I’m just a nice guy. ”Ha – nice guys finish last.”
So, I hope you choose to let me give you some great content! You won’t regret it! Just put your information into the box below and you can start getting updates right away!