Category Archive for: ‘Pens + Pencils’

Fish Pens Geeky Writing Utensils

The Fish Pens Geeky Writing Utensils are a set of three black-ink ballpoint pens that look like the slimy, scaly creatures that swim in earth’s bodies of water. First we have the trout pen, which represents a fish famous for being dumb enough to constantly try to swim upstream instead of flowing along with the current like every other living creature. Then, we have the dolphin pen, representing a creature smarter than humans who has been doomed to the neolithic stages …

Social Sticky Notes

The Social Sticky Notes are great tools for writing memos and nagging your family members and coworkers! Instead of bothering them by plastering regular sticky notes on their desk, you can use these sticky notes, which look like Facebook messages. Why aren’t they called Facebook message notes? Because then they would have to pay licensing fees, and that would cut into the small profit margin. By using the term “social,” they’re not infringing upon anyone because they’re infringing upon everyone who …

Rainbow Pencil and Eraser Set

The Rainbow Pencil and Eraser Set is bound to bring some geeky cheer to any office space! This set of pencils gives you color without forcing you to write with un-erasable, un-proffessional colored pencils. In fact, these rainbow pencils encourage you to make mistakes by giving you the giant cloud eraser! Everyone knows that rainbows come from the small children who live in clouds, so it’s only appropriate that the eraser be cloud shaped. ”There are no children in the clouds.” …

LEGO Brick Erasers

The LEGO Brick Erasers are geeky erasers that let the evil green goo of LEGO ooze into other portions of your life that were previously not infiltrated by LEGO. Oooooozing… Since you make tons and tons of mistakes, you’ll need all four of these LEGO Brick Erasers: for $4 you get a blue, green, yellow, and red eraser. Unfortunately, you can’t stack them unless you use hot glue guns, and that’s cheating. What isn’t cheating is moving the Checkers pieces when …

Ninja Sticky Notes

The Ninja Sticky Notes are perfect for giving yourself reminders, or for hiding secret notes which are to be passed across the room. You can even stand these geeky notes up, as shown in the picture above, by folding them correctly. Hide messages on the insides of the ninja’s arms, or just use him flat to jot down memos. Black as the blackest night, black as the chars of the campfire, black as the deeds that ninjas must do. Dirty deeds, …

Katapult Pen

The Katapult Pen is the perfect tool for getting detentions and annoying coworkers! With this innovative device, you can hit people with a blunt weapon, catapult small rocks and pieces of paper at people, and hit them again with a blunt weapon! What fun! That guy who put your stapler in Jello and is dating the woman that you’ve never talked to but have thought about talking to is going to feel the wrath of the Katapult Pen. Half pen, half …

Pet Pal Dog Pen

Stop writing with those pens that aren’t shaped like domestic animals, and get yourself the Pet Pal Dog Pens! There are four of these geeky pens, and they’re all shaped like Daschund/Weiner/Got Put In A Stretcher Machine Dogs. The available colors are green, fuschia, orange, and white. Not pink – fuschia. The best part about the Pet Pal Dog Pens? Their midsection detaches, revealing a writing utensil! Who woulda thunk it? Maybe Benjamin Franklin, but that’s the same guy who thought …

Syringe Pen Is Not As Dangerous As It Looks… Probably

The geeky Syringe Pen is available for less than $2 per pen, and can be bought in different varieties: dangerous and not dangerous, yellow, green, blue, and red. The Syringe Pens would make great stocking stuffer gifts for geeks, doctors, and your local psychopath people who are extremely afraid of needles. Hey, they need to overcome their fear somehow, right? What better way to do it than force them to use a Syringe Pen? ”Well, you could -” BE QUIET BECAUSE I …

Legend of Zelda Master Sword Stylus Is 3D Printed

Most of us have a smartphone, tablet, or touchscreen gaming device of some sort. (I’m a big fan of the 3DS myself.) This Legend of Zelda Master Sword Stylus is available from Antbay on Etsy, and was made by a 3D printer. In case the stylus itself isn’t cool enough to get you to buy it for $33, you can feel special knowing that only five of these exist in the entire world. Also, something to ponder, only one of YOU exists …

Eraser Pencil Takes Away The Fun of Mini Pencils and Severed Fingers

Whenever you use a non-mechanical pencil that isn’t the eraser pencil concept, you need to occasionally sharpen it. (Bear with me on this one.) Every time you sharpen the pencil, it gets smaller. Eventually, you end up with a tiny stub. Once you have this tiny stub, drop it and sprint in the other direction. The only things that come from trying to sharpen stubby pencils are mutilated fingers and broken pencil sharpeners. This is (not really) the reason that Deuk Young …

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