Why Project Glass Is Bad And How It Will Ruin Your Life and Relationships
Yes, I’ve decided to put together a post on all of the terribly funny things that could go wrong with project glass. How will project glass will ruin your life and relationships? Why will the launch mean death to society as we know it? Well, I guess you’ll have to read a little bit to find out. Not like those scavenger hunt games where you just wait for a kid to come back with all of the answers, knock him out, and …
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LEGO Hermit Crab Shell Home To Harry The Hermit Crab
Everything is better in LEGOs, right? Well, that’s what this hermit crab thought when it chose its shell. Harry had grown too large for his old shell and his wife was nagging him too much, so it was time to move on to bigger and better things. When faced with a decision that would change his life forever, our heroic hermit crab decided to live in the LEGO shell instead of picking a normal shell! What a guy! Harry currently resides …
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Shock Flash Light Review: It’s Stronger Than It Looks
So, naturally, before I could write this Shock Flash Light Review, I had to test it to see if it actually gave a strong, but harmless shock like the box claims. Nobody was home the day I received this geeky flash light from FunSlurp, so I had no guinea pigs. I was honestly a nervous wreck just thinking about trying this thing out – HOW STRONG WAS THIS SHOCK GOING TO BE? I somehow got myself to push down the button without thinking, …
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Money To Burn Candle Geeky Product Review
The Money To Burn Candle provided to me by the wonderfully cordial LIVINGroyal is a great way to remind yourself of who you really are. You’re filthy rich, right? Dirty rich. Your swimming pool is filled with $100 bills and hot babes. (And the occasional thieving pool boy, but your guards take care of him for you.) One day, you notice that your house doesn’t smell like “money,” so you decide that the only way to remedy this problem is to burn …
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GIVEAWAY! iPhone Fan To Cool Yourself Off On The Go
FunSlurp has been wonderful enough to provide me with the iPhone Fan geeky product, which I am ready to now give to a lucky winner! The iPhone Fan just plugs into your iPhone on the bottom and allows you to have a portable fan wherever you are – no need to buy a separate device! This geeky product doesn’t drain your battery like you would expect it to, and it actually provides a pretty powerful airflow! (I tried it out for you …
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GS#5: The Medical Science Behind Taking An Arrow In The Knee
Welcome to Geeky Science installment number five, and please don’t be angry with me for missing my post yesterday – I am a human being (WHAT?) and had a giant essay to write yesterday. ”Why didn’t you start three weeks ago when you got the prompt?” Because I’m a guy. This post is going to focus on the medical science behind taking an arrow in the knee, and, unlike the other posts in the Geeky Science, series, which can be …
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Will Google’s Project Glass Be A Success Or A Flop? [Reader Response]
Hi gang – here’s a new reader response post for you guys to interact with – I’m really hoping to get some strong responses in the comments below on this one. Google just recently announced Project Glass, which is a pair of augmented reality glasses that will be able to do all sorts of cool things. If you don’t know what Project Glass is, check out a post that I wrote on its features. What do you guys think – …
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Geeky Memes of The Week #3
Welcome to Geeky Memes of The Week #3! Huzzah! Since you guys probably got tired of my taste after the two weeks, I had my colleague pick these three funny memes for you guys, but I’m going to take all of the credit. I FOUND ALL OF THEM! What now, security services on quickmeme that won’t let me save it as a JPG? WHAT NOW? You can’t stop me – I’m like Greg Jennings. ”You probably just went to a different site.” …
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GS#4: Do We Have The Technology To Re-Create R2-D2?
Hello! Welcome to Geeky Science #4, which will focus on whether or not we have the technology to re-create R2-D2. If you missed one of the prior three posts, or just got here via Google, you can visit the introduction page for easy navigation between all of the posts! What Makes R2-D2 Special? So, why do we geeks have an obsession with R2-D2? What makes him so special compared to other tiny moving robots? R2-D2 is an astromech droid, but I …
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Geek Clock Gives Time An Aspect Of Exclusivity: Product Review
The Geek Clock makes it so that only your closest, most intelligent friends will be able to tell the time. Before the Geek Clock came along, everyone who stepped into your house had the leisure of looking at your clocks and being able to tell the time, and most of them also knew the combination to the padlock you put on your bathroom door. (What?) Now, only the most sophisticated geeky individuals (or the ones that can count the lines) will …
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