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HotTug Tugboat Hot Tub For The Most Epic Relaxation

Ever been in a hot tub? Probably. Ever been in a hot tub infested with water-borne bacteria? Probably that same hot tub that satisfied the first requirement. Well, if you get some chlorine and make sure that there’s no meningitis living in the water, you too can have a romantic experience on some large body of water! The HotTug is a combination of a hot tub and a tugboat, meaning that you can get a whole lot of awesome for only …

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Overnight Werewolf Hunting Experience In Birmingham: Ready Your Weapons

Want to relive your most chilling nightmares? Want to run out with seven or more of your friends in werewolf-resistant gear with some (what appear to be) airsoft guns in the pitch black of some random forest? Yes? Well, this might sound scary enough as it is, but at some point during your overnight experience, you’ll be attacked by a powerful beast. (Whether there is a real werewolf in the forest if there’s a nutball wearing a wearwolf outfit and tackling …

Posted in: Zombies

Dr. Seuss and Star Wars Mashup Prints

A guy by the name of Jason Peltz is the artistic genius behind the wonderful combination of Dr. Seuss and Star Wars. The mashup print above is a play on one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, in case you didn’t make that connection. Does anyone else enjoy destroying all of the insignificant droids that wander around in every Star Wars game? YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT TO THE PLOT, SO YOU WILL DIE. Ah. I always enjoy the sage …

Posted in: Star Wars

Kit Kat Bars Inside Pizza Dough: Pizza Hut Kit Kat Pops

America is the greatest place to eat, but that’s only in terms of quantity. As in, we eat the greatest amount in America. The greatest food? Spread around the world in regions like the Middle East. Pizza Hut Middle East, a branch of the famous company, has come up with the ingenious idea of Kit Kat Pops – kit kat bars in sugar-covered pizza dough puffs! This reminds me of that time that Domino’s had Oreo Pizza, and of that time …

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Star Wars Theme Stops Baby From Crying: You Wish You Had Birthed It

In another episode of “why is your infant so much better than mine,” we find this here child wearing pj’s that vaguely resemble a faded prison suit. But, that’s not the point. The point is this: one minute the little monster is screaming like a banshee and the next minute he looks cute enough to make you forget the foul sounds he was emitting just a few seconds ago. (That’s how they get you. Next thing you know, you’re lying on …

Posted in: Star Wars

The Avengers As Dragons: THEY’RE ALL DRAGONBORN

The Avengers have been re-imagined as dragons, and the result is amazing. Notice that if you scroll down so that you can only see the bottom half of the picture, they all look like stunted, colorful tree trunks. Also notice that nobody appreciates my observations, but I give them anyway. Like those pamphlets in Las Vegas, except my opinions are less interesting than those. “You don’t say.” DrawsTillIdie hopefully doesn’t have any type of terminal illness, because I appreciate their artwork. …

Posted in: Arts and Crafts

Baby Hjolster Makes Carrying Your Baby More Manly, Less Safe

Take a look at the Baby Hjolster, which actually isn’t Baby Holster misspelled because I got Dorito dust in my computer keys. Those of you who have created a monster (a.k.a have a child) know all about the Baby Bjorn, that thing that’s basically a backpack that you can safely put your child in. Well, this is like that, except it’s a holster. But, when you get into trouble with some sketchy folk, you just have a useless baby. Practice the …

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10 Geeky Products For Back-To-School

School is back in session (or about to be, depending on where you live). As we all know, back-to-school shopping is the best part about going to school in the first place. In case you haven’t gotten all of your shopping done just yet, here are ten geeky products to ensure you will survive yet another year of school. Geeky Product #1 Powerbag Deluxe Charging Backpack It can be a challenge to get your electronic devices charged while on campus. …

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