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Perfect Teeth Start With A Clean Toothbrush

Do You Want Perfect Teeth? Hey, we all cringe a bit with the thought of germs crawling on our toothbrush.  But, it seems like everyone is obsessed with having perfect teeth. We shell out thousands of dollars for tooth whitening strips, custom whitening trays, teeth cleaning gadgets, and years of orthodontics!  If your goal is… 

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look taller shoe lifts

  Let this be known: the Look Taller Shoe Lifts do make you taller, but they are meant to be a gag gift.  A man of shorter stature would really appreciate a couple of Look Taller Shoe Lifts, but they’d have to punch you to maintain their tough outer shell and preserve their macho-ness.  They’re… 

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futurama monopoly

  Play your favorite game – now with the stupid humor of Futurama!  The Futurama Monopoly game still takes hours and hours to lose to your gramma, but now you can have even more fun than you usually don’t.  The Futurama Monopoly game is $40, a little bit more expensive than your average Monopoly set,… 

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lazer shirt interactive tee

  Your t-shirts are ugly, let’s face it.  If I see the shirt with the morales and the beating one more time, I am going to beat your morale until it can’t continue the beatings because it is unconscious.  Comprende?  Merry Christmas – I bought you the Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee!  Which you should appreciate,… 

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3d stitch movable ear flip hard iphone case

  You’re at Disney World, tradin’ it up with your super expensive Stitch pins, when you get a call from your gramma.  You take out your iPhone 4 and realize that it is painfully bland, and has not been Disney-fied.  BOOM!  SHAM-WOW the 3D Stitch Movable Ear Flip Hard iPhone Case is here to save… 

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inflatable tentacle arm

  You know what would make you look even cooler than you do now?  A tentacle arm.  Since the best scientists in the world are still working on a moving prosthetic tentacle, the Inflatable Tentacle Arm will have to do.  Do you see the pirate in the above picture?  That costume is trash – utter… 

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spam mints

  Unfortunately, the SPAM Mints are not actually SPAM flavored.  (For normal people, this is a good thing.  You can deduce from these two pieces of information that I am not normal.)  The SPAM Mints come in this awesome collectible tin, and are actually cinnamon-flavored.  There are 50 mints in the SPAM tin, and while… 

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FNKO-2520

  Your father raised you to be the man that you became… show him that you love him with this Galaxy’s Best Father Bobble-Head.  He may have cut off your arm with a lightsaber, but don’t you remember when he threw Emperor Palpatine down that giant abyss?  He may be the most evil man in… 

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H2O instant water candle kit

  The H2O Instant Water Candle Kit is a great way to quickly and easily make your own candle.  For $4, you get 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20 grams of water coloring that is available in blue, green, or red.  First, you need to get a glass, vase, or something of that sort.  Next,… 

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glow in the dark candlestick

  The Glow In The Dark Candlestick is $12, and a great idea for people who live in log cabins or have tons of small children.  Otherwise, it’s pretty pointless.  The Glow In The Dark Candlestick’s name implies that it would be a candle, but it actually is not.  This geeky product is just a… 

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introductory calculus for infants

  BOOM!  Introductory Calculus For Infants!  You need your child to be the best at everything and to become a successful engineer so that he or she can pay for your old self when you need to reside at “Homey Acres.”  This – this is how you ensure your luxurious freedom.  And this insurance will… 

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