GameCube Controllers For Wii U: Best Thing At E3

gamecube controllers for wii u

I, along with all of my friends, have been complaining about the Wii U’s lack of GameCube-controller-compatibility.  At this year’s E3, a beautiful thing has been unveiled: GameCube controllers for Wii U!  This confirms that Nintendo has not decided to just ruin the Smash Bros. series with their “innovations” that no one ever seems to… 

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biohazard and zombie crime scene tape

Biohazard And Zombie Crime Scene Tape

  The Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape is geeky and great for keeping annoying people out of your house.  For example, if you didn’t want those nosy Flanders’ bringing you their mystery meat casserole, you could completely cover your main entryway in Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape, and then they wouldn’t be able… 

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polluted glass

Radioactive Polluted Glass

  The Radioactive Polluted Glass is the greatest thing since three-eyed fish started appearing in the pond in my backyard.  (Hey – the fish aren’t complaining – they can see a whole third better now than they could before.)  These glasses are barrel-shaped and are etched with the classic symbol of radioactivity, which brings bad connotation… 

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mustache snow globe

You Have A Bit Of Dandruff: Mustache Snow Globe

  The Mustache Snow Globe combines exactly what you want and what you don’t want into one little furry ball of awesome!  All aspiring geeks want a manly mustache – one that curls upwards and is long enough to stroke – but they want to make sure that they keep it clean, not greasy, and… 

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chicken sucker lollipop

Chicken Sucker

  The Orange Flavored Chicken Sucker looks like a delicious, juicy piece of poultry, but it tastes like a freshly peeled tangerine!  Who woulda thunk it!  This geeky product is sure to earn you some strange looks, but you’ll also get the satisfaction of being the coolest kid on the block!  That’s right – the coolest… 

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trick golf balls

Trick Golf Balls

  This set of Trick Golf Balls is probably one of the coolest things that I have ever reviewed on this site.  It sounds lame at first, but trust me – once I tell you what the different balls do, you’ll be as excited as a pack of hyenas at mealtime.  The Unputtaball is the… 

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fish head lollipop

Fish Head Sucker

  The Fish Head Sucker isn’t as gross as it looks or sounds.  This lollipop shaped like the head of a fish is actually not flavored like our aquatic friends – it’s sour lemon flavored!  Aqua Man couldn’t save this fish from becoming a lemon-flavored lollipop, because he’s pretty useless.  I’d rather get into a… 

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sea-monkeys on mars

Sea-Monkeys On Mars

  The Sea-Monkeys On Mars set is a wonderful new take on the classic Sea-Monkeys habitat.  Why have these tiny little shrimp things swimming around on a plain old Atlantis landscape when you could be a proponent of the future and watch them dive under the red rock cliffs of Mars!  Join Newt Gingrich and… 

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plush shark hat

Plush Shark Hat

  The Plush Shark Hat is adorable, frightening, and funny at the same time.  Not to disrespect the lady in the costume, but there must be a reason that she hasn’t gotten a higher acting job than pretending to be terrified while wearing a shark hat.  (To be honest, she’s probably not an actor and… 

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ouchlet bandaid outlet cover

Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Covers

  The Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Cover is saving dimwits everywhere from electrifying their brains!  Of course, it’s also helpful for those trying to keep the mini geeks from sticking a fork in these convenient fork-sized holes, and we can’t make fun of them since they don’t know any better. Look – their dad is wearing… 

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remote control tissue box

Remote Control Tissue Box

  The Remote Control Tissue Box seems, to me, to be a sick joke.  (Get it?  SICK joke?  “How did you get into my subconscious?”)  But, seriously, this geeky RC toy is a sick, sick, joke. Hey, you know what would be awesome?  If we drove the Remote Control Tissue Box over to that guy… 

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