Finger Sporks
The Finger Sporks from Archie McPhee are way cooler than any electronic thing you could have surgically implanted into your hand, and they are also probably less painful. With these 4 yellow, red, green, and blue sporks, you can shove food into your mouth 4 times as fast! Plus, with the Finger Sporks, it doesn’t matter what you’re eating. Be it a fork food, or a spoon food, your tiny little sporks have you covered! These adorable mini silverware pieces aren’t …
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Tetris Heat Change Mug: The Game Is Really Heating Up
Games of Tetris can get really intense, and no geeky product to date has demonstrated this more effectively than the Tetris Heat Change Mug. This coffee-holding device is only $10, or €7, and shows a full Tetris game when it is hot, but a small Tetris game when it is not. Just pour in your hot beverage, and voila! Or, if you drink cold liquids, pour it in and then feel terribly about the fact that you aren’t hooked on coffee. …
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Pac-Man Cufflinks By Firebox
So, you need some awesome cufflinks for work, but you don’t want to be drab. Oh, so dreadfully drab. Or should I say… deadfully drab? Because you’re a morbid cubicle worker? No, I shouldn’t, because with these Pac-Man cufflinks from Firebox, you’ll be the talk of the local kids who hang out at the video arcade! Now, for only €9.99, or $14, you can win over the heart of that geeky girl by giving her these adorable cufflinks! *Slaps forehead* “Girls …
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Zombie Jerky For Hardcore Carnivores Only
Some people think that beef jerky is disgusting, and they’re just flat out WRONG. I BLOCK YOUR REBUTTAL LIKE A RICK SANTORUM, FOOL. People also think that Pickle Pops are gross, and they’re also wrong. (Less so, but still undeniably incorrect.) The Zombie Jerky, however, gives people a reason to think that this tasty treat is gross. This teriyaki flavored meat snack is green, but is really just beef jerky. There’s nothing strange about it except the way it contorts your …
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Underpants Bandages Are Unique, Not Gross At All
We’ve seen Mustache Bandages, which were strange, but the Underpants Bandages take being “unique” to an entirely new level. These geeky band-aids are shaped like your favorite pair of whitey-tighteys, and a pack of ‘em only costs $5. Plus, they’re latex free, so there’s no need to worry if you’re allergic! The Underpants Bandages are great for adults and kids alike, as long as the kids know that they will be seen as an outcast. *Puts DOMONATION shirt back in the …
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Obsessed With Star Wars Question Book
Think you know everything there is to know about Star Wars? The Obsessed With Star Wars Question Book will prove that you have a long way to go before you become a Jedi master, small padawan. ”Hey, look! I can do that Darth Vader breathing thing! OOOHHH HHHAAA. OOOHHH. HHHAAA.” Well… this geeky Star Wars book has 2,500 questions that include obscure trivia questions and difficult to remember quotes. Obsessed With Star Wars has a built-in electronic scoring system, to make sure …
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Illooms Light Up LED Balloons
Balloons usually lose their fun when the sun sets and the man-eating mosquitoes come out. You can’t see them – so there’s no point in having them. With the Illooms Light Up LED Balloons, this is no longer a problem! Just pull the label on the bottom of the balloon, and the LED lights up and the light lasts for over 15 hours! A pack of 15 Illooms Light Up LED Balloons only costs $18, and is wonderful for any geeky party. …
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Domo Toilet Paper Cover
For $9, you too can have a fancy Domo Toilet Paper Cover! For once, leaving your bathroom without a roll of toilet paper on the roller could be a good thing – people will notice your adorable felt Domo creature! This awesome cover is 100% polyester, and is great for any geek. It may seem like an awkward gift, but for the geek community, no gift is less awkward than some amazing embroidered toilet paper or a toilet paper cover. …
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Spell Moustache Bandages: Mustache Bandages
Google lets you spell mustache either way – moustache or mustache! So, even I could find these beauties online. The Mustache Bandages are a great novelty gift for anyone who lacks a hefty tuft of ‘stache on their lip. For $5, you get 15 bandages that are printed with four different varieties of mustache, since we all know that there are many different kinds. (Look to my Munchstaches post for the “squirrel gouging out your eyes” mustache.) Allergic to latex? Don’t worry – these …
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Talking Cave Johnson Portal 2 Portrait
Cave Johnson is, in my opinion, the funniest character in Portal 2. (Take that, Wheatley!) With this Talking Cave Johns Portal 2 Portrait, you too can have the hilarious quotes of Cave Johnson echoing throughout your spacious home. The portrait is motion activated, so it will say something whenever someone walks buy. (There’s also a button, but what’s the fun in that?) The Talking Cave Johnson Portrait costs $40, and says 12 phrases plus the rant about lemons. If you haven’t heard …
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