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Green Tea Gumballs

The Green Tea Gumballs are different from what we usually see on our site. Usually, we like to check out the less healthy things in life: video games, cheetos, cupcakes, and bacon. With the Green Tea Gumballs, you can chew gum that tastes like your favorite healthy beverage! Put down that Rainbow Sherbert gum and the Cupcake Jelly Beans – try some of this oriental gum that refreshes you with it’s genuine flavor. *Sips green tea* I feel healthy already! I …

Posted in: Geeky Food, Geeky Products

Cupcake Memo Pad

The Cupcake Memo Pad is the greatest and latest way to write down all of your important notes! Whether you need to constantly remind yourself to go to the bathroom, love drawing dragons, or have a legitimate need for memo notes, the Cupcake Memo Pad is for you! It is three dimensional, shaped like a cupcake, and you just rip off a piece of paper whenever you need one! Eventually, yes, it will no longer look like a cupcake, but all …

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Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans

The Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans are the best-smelling pair of pants around! If you’re worried about your sweaty thighs smelling up your jeans, get this geeky pair of pantalones! Just scratch them, and then breathe in the raspberry scent! I have to believe that the aroma wears off at some point, though – after you wash them so many times. ”You wash your jeans?” No, but I know that normal people do. ”I understand where you’re coming from.” The Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry …

Posted in: Geeky Fashion

Mustache Wall Clock

The Mustache Wall Clock is the perfect clock for any geeky not-humble abode! You can hang it anywhere you want, and the mustache will keep track of time for you. Of course, you could buy a digital clock or a clock with numbers on it, but I prefer clocks that make it really difficult to tell what the time is. Why do you think I always post on TokyoFlash watches? In the time it takes me to tell the time on one …

Posted in: Mustache

Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask

With the Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask, scaring the annoying guy sitting next to you on the plane isn’t so hard! He wants to talk about things, you don’t. He wants to share pretzels with you, and you’re sure not sharing any of yours with him. What do you do? Put on the Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask. I assure you – he won’t be trying to get your attention any longer! You look creepy in this mask, and you get a good …

Posted in: Zombies

Top 16 Geeky Bacon Gifts

Bacon is the pinnacle of geekiness, so I’ve decided to compile a list of the top 16 geeky bacon gifts of ALL TIME. I hope you enjoy the list – each one is either linked to a review that I’ve done or to a source from which you can buy the product. From frosting to candles – this list of geeky bacon goods has you covered, my friends! Covered in bacon grease! You’ll be lucky if you can get the stench off …

Posted in: Bacon, Food Lists

Rainbow In My Room Nightlight

The Rainbow In My Room Nightlight is a great way to light up a dark bedroom for the mini geeks who are still afraid of the monster hiding under their bed. How many times have we told them that the monster won’t hurt them? We made a deal: if you scare the kid, then we stop feeding you sandwiches. The Rainbow In My Room Nightlight shines a rainbow onto a wall, and lights up extremely bright! You’ll need some AA batteries, …

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Fat Cat Salt And Pepper Shakers

Image Via Perpetual Kid Fat Cat Salt and Pepper Shakers prove that nothing is more adorable than a coruplent cat, wouldn’t you agree? A fat feline is just what I need in the morning to start sneezing and turning red, since I’m allergic to those animals. Do you like all of my alliterations? If you don’t know what an alliteration is, perhaps you should prepare more for textual tests. That one didn’t even make sense, but neither do the Fat Cat Salt …

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