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Perfect Teeth Start With A Clean Toothbrush

Do You Want Perfect Teeth? Hey, we all cringe a bit with the thought of germs crawling on our toothbrush.  But, it seems like everyone is obsessed with having perfect teeth. We shell out thousands of dollars for tooth whitening strips, custom whitening trays, teeth cleaning gadgets, and years of orthodontics!  If your goal is… 

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Minecraft Block Light

I’ve always been a fan of Minecraft, and I’ve been a fan of light ever since I was walking in the kitchen at night and fell on a knife.  “Oh my gosh are you okay?”  Yeah, it’s no big deal.  “When was this?”  Oh, like five minutes ago!  *Collapses* These Minecraft block lights are available… 

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x-ray coloring book

Talk about staying inside the lines: artist Chris Panda takes us all one layer deeper than we ever wanted to go.  He has taken a bunch of coloring book pages with our favorite characters and drawn in their skeletons. Did I ever need to see a spine this long?  No.  Did I want to?  You… 

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Geeky Food

Just take a second.  Step back and think about what you’re reading: Bacon-Wrapped Grilled Cheese Sticks.  As if bacon wasn’t delicious enough, they added in a delicious dose of bread and an even more delicious dose of cheese!  Wow!  Please replace “delicious” with “unhealthy.”  Once you’ve done that, realize that you’re just as bald as… 

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Star Wars Macarons

People love Star Wars, people love macarons, people love Star Wars macarons.  I don’t know what you want me to say – I could make bad references to that Chacarron Macarron song, I guess.  Get the content guy in here, I’m going to give him a piece of my mind.  *Guy walks in* Hey, pretend… 

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man turns bedroom into arcade

What’s more important than the love of your life?  Spending $32,000 on your bedroom in order to turn it into an arcade.  Chris Kooluris, vice president of a top PR firm, began a hobby that led him into a dark abyss of loneliness.  Just kidding, who needs fiancees anyway?  The guys are coming over later,… 

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T-Block Watch

The T-Block Watch is yet another awesome design that comes complete with a “fool people into thinking you’re smart by having a strange watch” package.  My favorite part about the whole thing is that the designers have gone with “D” and “PM” as opposed to the traditional “AM” and “PM.”  I mean, what is “AM”… 

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Pokemon Bed

Everyone knows that Snorlax loves to sleep – and why wouldn’t he?  He’s a big man, and big men need their sleep in order to function.  “How’d that go over with your boss?”  I recall it going extremely well, actually – the firing was very cordial, and he only slapped me once.  *sobs silently*  He… 

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Haiku SenseME Fan

Ah, the Haiku SenseME Fan.  Not only does it adjust its speed to match current temperature and humidity conditions, but it also gets to know your personal preferences.  It’s like having a butler who is taped to the ceiling and can’t do anything to help you out around the house, but makes you feel nice… 

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mom dog sweater

I hate to admit it, but I’m one of those deranged people who finds dogs wearing clothing adorable. Some may argue that it’s ridiculous; I argue that it’s ridiculously adorable. I mean, yes, getting a dog to wear something along the lines of, say, a Gucci vest or a designer hat? Yes, that might be… 

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Slinky Dog Retro 1950

Kids are mesmerized by screens these days, and they forget (or never discover) how much fun cool toys can be, especially the ones that all of us old fogies played with as children.  Pitting the blue punching machine against the red punching machine and popping the other guy’s head off is the most fun that… 

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