Steampunk Sleep Mask
The Steampunk Sleep Mask is a pretty awesome way to sleep – whether it be on a plane, in a car, or in a small box under a bridge. Though you may be resting, your large steampunk goggles will make it appear as if you’re always on the watch, and nobody will dare to attack you. Pretending to be asleep and then scaring the living daylights out of someone is also a fun way to use this geeky product, but that …
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Lickety Split Spoon
The Lickety Split Spoon turns your world inside out! Instead of keeping your tongue inside of your mouth when you eat, why not have your cake and eat it too? You can nourish yourself and stick out your tongue at people at the same time! plus, the Lickety Split Spoon gives you a much larger tongue than you have, unless you’re that creepy guy from the KISS band, or the guy on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not who has two tongues …
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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken makes sure that you’re prepared for any situation. It would be great if we could carry around real chickens, but that would be inhumane, and we can’t carry around real rubber chickens, because the size is just not practical these days. ”Why isn’t size an issue for carrying around a real chicken?” I would just keep it on a leash and walk it around; no extra space needed. The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken comes in a …
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Heart Hole Punch
The Heart Hole Punch brings happiness into the everyday work of a cubicle-ite. They are the worker bees of society, and often need to three-hole-punch things to put into a three-ring-binder. (The rings go through the holes, so there needs to be the same number of holes as there are rings. See further examples for clarification.) But, who wants those boring old circular holes? With the Heart Hole Punch, you can put a little bit of love into every stack of …
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“We Got Him” Where’s Waldo T-Shirt
The “We Got Him” Where’s Waldo T-Shirt is exactly what we geeks have been waiting for all of these years. Waldo’s location had eluded the best of us before this point in time, despite the fact that he always seemed to be wearing red and white striped pajamas. Little did we know that the man had grown a beard! Fugitives are growing smarter and smarter every day – just like the British got better at war! ”Do you think we should …
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Arrowhead Laser Pointer
The Arrowhead Laser Pointer combines the very very old with the relatively new! You could have a shiny pen laser pointer, but that wouldn’t show that you’re a cultured being who appreciates the adversity that our ancestors faced. People in this era complain about paying a couple dollars for a burger – these guys had to run after animals and kill them with dull rocks. Plenty of people I know can’t even make it up a flight of stairs without a …
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Bacon Candy Necklace
The Bacon Candy Necklace is a geekier version of those necklaces that you used to wear as a child. Those, unfortunately, were not flavored very well, and often tasted like sawdust. This geeky necklace lets you eat the tiny rings, and each ring tastes like a delicious dose of bacon. Also, I would like to take a moment to look at the model shown in the picture. That picture is photoshopped sooooo much, it’s not even funny. Actually, it’s really funny. …
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Green Tea Gumballs
The Green Tea Gumballs are different from what we usually see on our site. Usually, we like to check out the less healthy things in life: video games, cheetos, cupcakes, and bacon. With the Green Tea Gumballs, you can chew gum that tastes like your favorite healthy beverage! Put down that Rainbow Sherbert gum and the Cupcake Jelly Beans – try some of this oriental gum that refreshes you with it’s genuine flavor. *Sips green tea* I feel healthy already! I …
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Cupcake Memo Pad
The Cupcake Memo Pad is the greatest and latest way to write down all of your important notes! Whether you need to constantly remind yourself to go to the bathroom, love drawing dragons, or have a legitimate need for memo notes, the Cupcake Memo Pad is for you! It is three dimensional, shaped like a cupcake, and you just rip off a piece of paper whenever you need one! Eventually, yes, it will no longer look like a cupcake, but all …
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Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans
The Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans are the best-smelling pair of pants around! If you’re worried about your sweaty thighs smelling up your jeans, get this geeky pair of pantalones! Just scratch them, and then breathe in the raspberry scent! I have to believe that the aroma wears off at some point, though – after you wash them so many times. ”You wash your jeans?” No, but I know that normal people do. ”I understand where you’re coming from.” The Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry …
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