Category Archive for: ‘Mustache’

Why Do Geeks Like Mustaches? [Reader Response]

Since we all know that I have an entire category devoted to mustaches, we also all know that there is a huge geeky following of this topic. My question is… why? I know that mustaches are awesome, you know that mustaches are awesome, but what is the reason behind the geeky love that we have for mustaches? When you think about it, doesn’t it seem odd that we would obsess over facial hair? That we would make snowglobes with facial hair in them? …

Dapper Staches Drink Markers Are Helpful Mustaches

The Dapper Staches Drink Markers are just $4 and are a great thing to have around when it comes party time. Sure, you may not care if you take a drink from someone else’s glass, but it’s best to be polite. (Also, you have mono, and nobody wants that.) So, get the Dapper Staches Drink Markers! There are six styles of mustaches to mark your drink with, and you could even be a crazy person and invite more than six people …

Mustache Magnets Geeky Product Review

The Mustache Magnets were provided to me by the geeky FunSlurp store, and are little bits of geek fun that can be applied to other things in your life to add a bit of geek chic style. Your boyfriend looking kind of bland? Just stick one of these over his picture on the refrigerator to get your motor turning – nothing makes a man like his mustache. Your friend’s girlfriend looking incredibly hot on her picture on his refrigerator? Put a …

Mustache Wall Clock

The Mustache Wall Clock is the perfect clock for any geeky not-humble abode! You can hang it anywhere you want, and the mustache will keep track of time for you. Of course, you could buy a digital clock or a clock with numbers on it, but I prefer clocks that make it really difficult to tell what the time is. Why do you think I always post on TokyoFlash watches? In the time it takes me to tell the time on one …

Mustache Ice Cube Tray

The Mustache Ice Cube Tray lets you make elegant mustache-shaped ice cubes! No more of those old-fashioned cubist cube ice cubes – now, treat your guests with some respect and serve them the finest cooling devices in all of the land. The tray is made of silicone, and can make up to 8 mustaches at one time! That means it is eight times stronger than your average man, who can only grow one mustache at a time. An added bonus: this …

Mustache Snow Globe

The Mustache Snow Globe combines exactly what you want and what you don’t want into one little furry ball of awesome! All aspiring geeks want a manly mustache – one that curls upwards and is long enough to stroke – but they want to make sure that they keep it clean, not greasy, and dandruff-free! If your upper lip looks like Yeti after he got buried in an avalanche, you might want to take better care of your facial fair. Many …

Moustache Wallet

You need a wallet to store your wads of cash, or to make it appear as if you have wads of cash, but not any old wallet can satisfy your taste for geeky fashion. The Moustache Wallet Perpetual Kid can – and it will save you the trouble of growing a gigantic moustache! The wallet comes with a small sticker that you can put over the clear ID panel so that it appears that you have a nice tuft of facial hair. If …

Mustache Lollipop: Instant Disguise, Instant Delicious

The Mustache Lollipop is a cola-flavored treat that doubles as a disguise. Just hold it up over your upper lip, and the Mustache Lollipop becomes a well-groomed piece of facial hair. Hold it over your unibrow, and you have an even bigger unibrow than you had before. Then, when you get tired of looking like a moron, you can give it a lick and enjoy the wonderful cola flavor that has been instilled within the mustache. All of this, for only $3 …

Santa Moustache Mug

Christmas is just around the corner, and you’re going to need a geeky Christmas themed mug to drink your eggnog out of. The Santa Moustache Mug is the perfect combination of holiday cheer and geekiness – it accentuates the best part of our rotund gift bearer – his bright white mustache. For $10, you can buy the Santa Moustache Mug and eat it too! (Though I’m not sure why you would want to do that, since the shards of porcelain would …

Spell Moustache Bandages: Mustache Bandages

Google lets you spell mustache either way – moustache or mustache! So, even I could find these beauties online. The Mustache Bandages are a great novelty gift for anyone who lacks a hefty tuft of ‘stache on their lip. For $5, you get 15 bandages that are printed with four different varieties of mustache, since we all know that there are many different kinds. (Look to my Munchstaches post for the “squirrel gouging out your eyes” mustache.) Allergic to latex? Don’t worry – these …