Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Products’
Rainbow In My Room Nightlight
The Rainbow In My Room Nightlight is a great way to light up a dark bedroom for the mini geeks who are still afraid of the monster hiding under their bed. How many times have we told them that the monster won’t hurt them? We made a deal: if you scare the kid, then we stop feeding you sandwiches. The Rainbow In My Room Nightlight shines a rainbow onto a wall, and lights up extremely bright! You’ll need some AA batteries, …
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Fat Cat Salt And Pepper Shakers
Image Via Perpetual Kid Fat Cat Salt and Pepper Shakers prove that nothing is more adorable than a coruplent cat, wouldn’t you agree? A fat feline is just what I need in the morning to start sneezing and turning red, since I’m allergic to those animals. Do you like all of my alliterations? If you don’t know what an alliteration is, perhaps you should prepare more for textual tests. That one didn’t even make sense, but neither do the Fat Cat Salt …
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UFO Cookie Jar
The UFO Cookie Jar is the most scientific way to store your freshly baked cookies! Of course, you could settle for a normal cookie jar, but that’s not why you’re here. You’re here to sign up for the National Guard: Alien Watching Division! ”I am?” *Cue misleading commercial with lots of women and football* But, son, you can sign the papers later. Right now, we need you to take a closer look at this geeky cookie jar – specifically …
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8-Bit Flower Bouquet
The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet would make the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for any geeky woman! Women inherently love flowers, retro geeks love 8-bit stuff, so I don’t see why the 8-bit bouquet wouldn’t be the perfect combination of those two things. This geeky product stands on its own, so it can be displayed like a regular vase of flowers, and the flowers will never die! You don’t have to water them either! In fact, watering these flowers is highly NOT recommended, …
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Mustache Ice Cube Tray
The Mustache Ice Cube Tray lets you make elegant mustache-shaped ice cubes! No more of those old-fashioned cubist cube ice cubes – now, treat your guests with some respect and serve them the finest cooling devices in all of the land. The tray is made of silicone, and can make up to 8 mustaches at one time! That means it is eight times stronger than your average man, who can only grow one mustache at a time. An added bonus: this …
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USB Pickle Light
The USB Pickle Light is perfect for those people who live in caves and don’t have backlights on their computers. Also, it’s a weird geeky gadget that will bring pleasure to all pickle lovers who appreciate the occasional “???” moment. That moment where you just forget what you are, and look around for exits because you see somebody with a glowing pickle light plugged into their computer. The only good use I can foresee for the USB Pickle Light is if …
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Bigfoot Welcome Mat
The Bigfoot Welcome Mat has kind of a dual meaning – is it a geeky way to welcome your friends inside, or is it the perfect tool to attract the legendary Bigfoot into your home? ”Hey man, don’t hate.” Shaq, you have some huge feet, but we’re not talking about you. We’re talking about the beast that lives in the jungle. ”Hey, I’m a beast, but I do NOT live in a jungle!” *Facepalm* But you do swear on live TV. …
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Mustache Snow Globe
The Mustache Snow Globe combines exactly what you want and what you don’t want into one little furry ball of awesome! All aspiring geeks want a manly mustache – one that curls upwards and is long enough to stroke – but they want to make sure that they keep it clean, not greasy, and dandruff-free! If your upper lip looks like Yeti after he got buried in an avalanche, you might want to take better care of your facial fair. Many …
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Trick Golf Balls
This set of Trick Golf Balls is probably one of the coolest things that I have ever reviewed on this site. It sounds lame at first, but trust me – once I tell you what the different balls do, you’ll be as excited as a pack of hyenas at mealtime. The Unputtaball is the least exciting of the four – it just makes it impossible for someone to putt because it is not weighted evenly, and jumps around. The Jetstreamer is …
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Sea-Monkeys On Mars
The Sea-Monkeys On Mars set is a wonderful new take on the classic Sea-Monkeys habitat. Why have these tiny little shrimp things swimming around on a plain old Atlantis landscape when you could be a proponent of the future and watch them dive under the red rock cliffs of Mars! Join Newt Gingrich and the Sea Monkey clan in the plan to create colonies on the Moon! Space travel is a good use of our resources, because this is America, and …
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