Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Products’
Hot Dog Earbuds Geeky Product Review
The Hot Dog Earbuds were provided to me by FunSlurp – your source for geeky pleasures like these wonderful headphones! Since these headphones are shaped like hot dogs, they were automatically awesome in my eyes – I wasn’t very concerned with comfort, sound quality, or if they could kill me. (Luckily, it turns out that they are reasonable, and you should be able to talk them out of killing you. There are odd cases, but you should be fine.) I put …
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Car Eyelashes
The Car Eyelashes are geeky add-ons for your car. Even if you don’t drive the flashy BMW shown above, you’re a geek and proud – you want to stand out among a crowd. The Car Eyelashes let you do just that – add a bit of a feminine element to any vehicle! If you’re a guy, it’s manly because cars are supposed to be female. (That’s just the way it is.) If you are a lady, then this will have all …
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Cardinal Mask Is A Geeky Bird Mask
The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird. But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities. Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be odd, so I did not try baked macaroni and cheese. If I did, I would have loved it and eaten it every day for the rest of …
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Mustache Magnets Geeky Product Review
The Mustache Magnets were provided to me by the geeky FunSlurp store, and are little bits of geek fun that can be applied to other things in your life to add a bit of geek chic style. Your boyfriend looking kind of bland? Just stick one of these over his picture on the refrigerator to get your motor turning – nothing makes a man like his mustache. Your friend’s girlfriend looking incredibly hot on her picture on his refrigerator? Put a …
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Corn Dog Mints: Geeky Product Review
The Corn Dog Mints have been provided to me by the wonderful FunSlurp, a great source for geeky products such as this! I could just sit back here and tell you that these mints are awesome, but I have tasted these first-hand, and I can assure you that they’re everything you hope for! Even before the tin was open, I could smell the wonderful smell of corn dogs. I put a couple in my mouth, and was greeted with the delightful …
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Top 19 Geeky Games And Puzzles
This list of the top 19 geeky games and puzzles is meant to give you an all-encompassing look at some crazy products that will have your brain running marathons in no time! These games and puzzles challenge your inner geek by testing coordination, memory, visual skills, and more. Plus, since we’re all complete nerds, we think that these are super fun. So sit back and enjoy the ride while you experience the best the internet has to offer. For each geeky game, …
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Steampunk Sleep Mask
The Steampunk Sleep Mask is a pretty awesome way to sleep – whether it be on a plane, in a car, or in a small box under a bridge. Though you may be resting, your large steampunk goggles will make it appear as if you’re always on the watch, and nobody will dare to attack you. Pretending to be asleep and then scaring the living daylights out of someone is also a fun way to use this geeky product, but that …
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Lickety Split Spoon
The Lickety Split Spoon turns your world inside out! Instead of keeping your tongue inside of your mouth when you eat, why not have your cake and eat it too? You can nourish yourself and stick out your tongue at people at the same time! plus, the Lickety Split Spoon gives you a much larger tongue than you have, unless you’re that creepy guy from the KISS band, or the guy on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not who has two tongues …
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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken makes sure that you’re prepared for any situation. It would be great if we could carry around real chickens, but that would be inhumane, and we can’t carry around real rubber chickens, because the size is just not practical these days. ”Why isn’t size an issue for carrying around a real chicken?” I would just keep it on a leash and walk it around; no extra space needed. The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken comes in a …
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Heart Hole Punch
The Heart Hole Punch brings happiness into the everyday work of a cubicle-ite. They are the worker bees of society, and often need to three-hole-punch things to put into a three-ring-binder. (The rings go through the holes, so there needs to be the same number of holes as there are rings. See further examples for clarification.) But, who wants those boring old circular holes? With the Heart Hole Punch, you can put a little bit of love into every stack of …
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