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Hilarious Imaginings Of What Babies Dream About

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Babies, as far as we know, dream like the rest of us more developed human beings.  The only difference?  They probably just smash their face with ground peas all night, but that doesn’t make for a good story.  What does make for a good story is a little pudge bag sleeping peacefully with funny scenes drawn around him.     The first of our funny baby dreams – The crowd’s really into whatever DJ Fatcheeks is pumping out of his speakers.  They’re …

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2012 Most Common Passwords List Proves The World Is As Dumb As It Was Last Year?

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  Do you want to know why you get daily emails from a Nigerian prince promising you SUM OF $200,000,000 IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TIME?  It’s because people are less intelligent than we assume them to be.  The one assumption that you can make and almost always be right: that the man licking the Wendy’s tables is me. (go ahead and smile … that was sarcasm …)  Also, that the majority of people in any given room have the thinking ability of …

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Baby Hjolster Makes Carrying Your Baby More Manly, Less Safe

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  Take a look at the Baby Hjolster, which actually isn’t Baby Holster misspelled because I got Dorito dust in my computer keys.  Those of you who have created a monster (a.k.a have a child) know all about the Baby Bjorn, that thing that’s basically a backpack that you can safely put your child in. Well, this is like that, except it’s a holster.  But, when you get into trouble with some sketchy folk, you just have a useless baby.  Practice the …

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Heroic Counterparts of Popular Social Media Sites

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Here on the internet, that place where you can do everything from learning to read to chatting with creepy strangers, we love our popular social media sites.  (Except you, Google Buzz, Google Wave, and Google Plus.  Crossed out that last one because Google is basically my employer, and I can only stick so many tacks on his chair before I get fired.)     Popular Social Media Sites and Superheroes As a geek, I also love my superheroes.  So, in a moment …

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Pokemon Infographic: Creepier Than Ever In Real Life [Pic]

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Don’t pull out your pokeballs yet, my fellow geeks, since many of these pokemon may be repulsive.  While the animals may be repugnant, the Pokemon infographic is awesome in that some poor soul took hours of time to search the anals of the ecosystem and find these creatures to use for the real life pokemon infographic.  Thank you, anonymous guy who is a web search master, has probably never left his house, and likes dill pickles. Also, Metapod?  You can eat dirt, …

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Office Workers: Dead Inside, Forced To Wear Shoes That Reduce Flight Risk [Pic]

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Office Worker Infographic Pale legs is right – have you seen the people that I work with?  And the boss wonders why I wear sunglasses inside.  We just use John’s pale thighs as flashbang grenades whenever we want to leave early.  *John bares his sour cream thighs and everyone shields their eyes* [Via: Pleated Jeans]

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Iron Man is The Best Avenger: Hot Women, Cash To Spend, and Big Guns

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    It should be noted up front that when I say Tony Stark is the best Avenger I am only referring to the cinematic universe. When it comes to the comic book world of the Avengers franchise, my knowledge is limited (ok, I haven’t read one single issue of any Marvel comic). But I fell in love with Iron Man from the moment Stark defied the wishes of his publicist and announced his “secret” identity to a crowd full of reporters. …

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Evil Darth Meow Kitty FORCE CHOKE: Funny Meme For Star Wars Day

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Happy Star Wars Day, and may the fourth be with you!  The Darth Meow funny meme is an entertaining picture that I thought you geeks would all find funny.  The meme is referencing the Return of The Jedi, in case you didn’t know, but I’m sure that you did.  Geeks may have not paid their due to society, but we have all paid our dues to the Star Wars movies.  Multiple times.  Except for when the fist one came out again in …

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