Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Fashion’

Angry Birds Fuzzy Slippers

Stop lounging around in those ugly torn-up bunny slippers that you got when you were six years old! Get mad! I DON’T WANT YOUR HOOVER DAM LEMONS! But I do want your Angry Birds Fuzzy Slippers. These babies are from ThinkGeek, as are the slippers. (Wait, what?) The Angry Birds Fuzzy Slippers are available in women’s 8 and 9, and in men’s 7-12. These geeky slippers are intended for indoor use only, and are great for lounging around / sitting on …

Peanut Butter Jellyfish Sandwich T-Shirt

Everyone has already tired of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT but you can start a new fad with this new awesome t-shirt! The Peanut Butter Jellyfish Sandwich T-Shirt is a new spin on the typical sandwiches that your mom makes for you. The bread looks so innocent, but it’s contents are potentially mind-frying! Pass the fried mind, please. *Salts a charred brain* The Peanut Butter …

Star Wars Battle Damage AT-AT T-Shirt

Hooray for the Star Wars Battle Damage AT-AT T-Shirt! Do you know the old Family Guy Harvest Moon saying? ”We rebels should be fine as long as they don’t have any giant robot camels! *Looks on the horizon* Look! Robot camels! *Annoying iiiissssshhh….. aaaaahhhhhh…. scene follows* ” That there injured AT-AT needs immediate medical attention, and what better way for the imperials to dress up their injured robot camel than to put a cone on its head and wrap some hockey …

Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee

Your t-shirts are ugly, let’s face it. If I see the shirt with the morales and the beating one more time, I am going to beat your morale until it can’t continue the beatings because it is unconscious. Comprende? Merry Christmas – I bought you the Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee! Which you should appreciate, because I spent $25 on it, and it’s the thought how much money I spent that counts. Using the included mini UV (ultraviolet) light, you can draw …

Melted Clock

The Melted Clock is not just a geeky product, it’s a piece of art. Since the design was taken from the melting clocks in Salvador Dali’s The Persistence of Memory, it is literally a piece of art. The Persistence of Memory is art, your Melted Clock is a piece of it. While the Melted Clock will only set you back $20, you would never be able to buy the painting. Unless you managed to steal it with some elaborate scheme involving aerosols …

Moustache Wallet

You need a wallet to store your wads of cash, or to make it appear as if you have wads of cash, but not any old wallet can satisfy your taste for geeky fashion. The Moustache Wallet Perpetual Kid can – and it will save you the trouble of growing a gigantic moustache! The wallet comes with a small sticker that you can put over the clear ID panel so that it appears that you have a nice tuft of facial hair. If …

Cookie Monster Furry Laplander Hat

The Cookie Monster Furry Laplander Hat is a thing of beauty for those geeks who just can’t climb out of the abyss of Cookie Monster love that they’ve fallen into. (That is, assuming that they didn’t die upon impact. There were those people also.) This adorable hat is one size fits all people with normal head shapes, and only costs $17. It’s a high quality 96% polyester, and would go great with a new Count ‘N Crunch Cookie Monster Toy. One …

Pac-Man Cufflinks By Firebox

So, you need some awesome cufflinks for work, but you don’t want to be drab. Oh, so dreadfully drab. Or should I say… deadfully drab? Because you’re a morbid cubicle worker? No, I shouldn’t, because with these Pac-Man cufflinks from Firebox, you’ll be the talk of the local kids who hang out at the video arcade! Now, for only €9.99, or $14, you can win over the heart of that geeky girl by giving her these adorable cufflinks! *Slaps forehead* “Girls …

Handmade Portal Earrings By Knil

Looking for some handmade Portal earrings? Too bad – they’ve already been sold. This awesome pair of earrings was created by Knil, an active user of Etsy, and was surely the geekiest set of Portal earrings available on Etsy at the time. They were made of plastic coated with resin, and featured half of a body in two different places at once. Is it magic? Is it a poor man made out of plastic who was sawed in half? I’m going to …

Geeky 1 Hour Candle With Markings

With the 1 Hour Candle by Curiosite, you can keep track of time without a clock or electronic timepiece of any sort. While the idea of a one hour candle isn’t completely unique, the idea of a geeky candle with time markings on it definitely is. Watch the time burn away while your calories don’t burn away, because you’re sitting down and doing nothing. This would surely make a great stocking stuffer for a pair of geeks who love to waste the …

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