Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Fashion’

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Duck Fashion Show for Creepies and Quacks

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Ooooh, have you heard?  ”Heard what?”  The news!  Oh!  It was my impression that everrrrrrrryone had heard.  ”Nope.”  The Duck Fashion Show is in town!  ”That means nothing to me.”  Well, the Pied Piper Duck Fashion Show, which is an annual event in Sydney, Australia, is where all of these ducks dress up in beautiful clothes and parade themselves around like a bunch of vain women!  ”I think I see my girlfriend over there -”  The one in the pink?  ”No, she’s …

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Avengers Eye Makeup Designs For Geeky Girls

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Makeup is boring to me, since I am a man, and the last time I cared at all about the stuff was when I watched a video on how Jim Carrey covered his body entirely in green fur to become The Grinch in that one movie.  Can’t remember what it was called.  ”The Grinch?”  No, that wasn’t it.  Something… more Christmas-y.  Starts with a G. “The Grinch.”  Still not quite right.  You’re close though.  It’s on the tip of my tongue. The …

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Apple Cologne Smells Like The Unwrapping Of New Apple Products

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You don’t really care about smelling great for the ladies – as long as you don’t reek of day-old sweat, you’re cool with whatever scent you happen to be rockin’ that day.  The Apple Cologne is for the geeks who relish that wonderful smell of unwrapping a neatly packaged, brand new piece of Apple technology.  I’ve been told that this packaging has a very distinct smell that Apple fans recognize, but I never noticed.  I was probably to worried about paying the …

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Nothing Makes A Tea Party Like A Geeky Coaster

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So you’ve probably already got your extensive tea set. Who hasn’t? Floral tea pot? Check. Matching tea cups? Check. Matching sugar bowl and milk jug? Check and check! Not to mention the cake plates, the cake slice and those special forks with the conjoined prongs on one side that make it look like a little nuclear mutant fork baby. You’ve got everything that any discerning tea guest could possibly require… but wait. Something is wrong. You can’t put your finger on what’s …

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The SPAM Hat Makes Looking Like A Moron Easier Than Ever

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  The SPAM Hat helps you get that “you’re a complete moron” look from everyone you pass by!  Before, you might have had to verbally embarrass yourself or do something physically unintelligent to get branded as a strange man, but now you can just put on your weird hat and paint the town red!  Or blue! You’re weird, so you can paint the town whatever color you want.  Just make sure you run fast when the house owners see you defacing their …

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H2 Flow Jacket By Helly Hansen

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  The H2 Flow Jacket by Hansen Helly is a piece of geeky fashion that will revolutionize the way you brave winter storms.  Some jackets boast lining that retains heat because of the material that it’s made out of, but this jacket brings keeping you warm to a new level of technological advancement.  This awesome coat has lining with 23o tiny air pockets which trap heat and keep you warm for longer and warm you up faster.  The H2 Flow Jacket works …

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Adorable Plush Domo In a Super Cute Panda Costume Backpack!

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  The Domo Panda Plush Backpack is an adorable piece of geeky fashion that uses the desires of millions against them.  Everyone thinks pandas are adorable, everyone thinks Domo is adorable, so why would a panda eating Domo not be the cutest darn thing you ever did see?  Some may argue that the little brown dude is just wearing a panda costume, but you commercialists can’t fool me – that look of terror could only come from being swallowed by a panda. …

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LEGO Star Wars Darth Vader Adult Watch

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  The LEGO Star Wars Darth Vader Adult Watch is a geeky product for adults, not children.  Normally, the LEGO Star Wars accessories are only made for the little tykes, but this awesome watch fits larger wrists that belong to the geeks of older ages. This watch says, “You Don’t Know The Power of The Dark Side”, and is comprised of red and black lego connectors.  If you’re looking for a way to show off a bit of Star Wars fashion, you’ve …

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