Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Fashion’
Car Eyelashes
The Car Eyelashes are geeky add-ons for your car. Even if you don’t drive the flashy BMW shown above, you’re a geek and proud – you want to stand out among a crowd. The Car Eyelashes let you do just that – add a bit of a feminine element to any vehicle! If you’re a guy, it’s manly because cars are supposed to be female. (That’s just the way it is.) If you are a lady, then this will have all …
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Skyrim Sneak T-Shirt: Geeky Fashion
The Skyrim Sneak T-Shirt is a piece of geeky fashion that none of us want to pass up. Everybody knows that you’ve been sitting in your basement playing Skyrim for a couple of days straight – your eyes are bloodshot, your thumbs are swollen stumps, and your dog is wearing a crocheted Whiterun soldier outfit. (Apparently you learned a new talent besides making iron daggers to get level 100 smithing.) This t-shirt is glow-in-the dark, and double sided. When someone is …
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Bacon Tie
The Bacon Tie is a wonderful piece of geeky fashion that would be great for any meat buff. Are you a man? Do you have what it takes to look lean in a fatty meat? If you’ve attained that level of manhood already, then you’re ready for the next step… the Bacon Tie. This polyester creation is great for very important business meetings when you have to make a good impression. (Not really, unless you know that the guy who is …
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Steampunk Sleep Mask
The Steampunk Sleep Mask is a pretty awesome way to sleep – whether it be on a plane, in a car, or in a small box under a bridge. Though you may be resting, your large steampunk goggles will make it appear as if you’re always on the watch, and nobody will dare to attack you. Pretending to be asleep and then scaring the living daylights out of someone is also a fun way to use this geeky product, but that …
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“We Got Him” Where’s Waldo T-Shirt
The “We Got Him” Where’s Waldo T-Shirt is exactly what we geeks have been waiting for all of these years. Waldo’s location had eluded the best of us before this point in time, despite the fact that he always seemed to be wearing red and white striped pajamas. Little did we know that the man had grown a beard! Fugitives are growing smarter and smarter every day – just like the British got better at war! ”Do you think we should …
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Bacon Candy Necklace
The Bacon Candy Necklace is a geekier version of those necklaces that you used to wear as a child. Those, unfortunately, were not flavored very well, and often tasted like sawdust. This geeky necklace lets you eat the tiny rings, and each ring tastes like a delicious dose of bacon. Also, I would like to take a moment to look at the model shown in the picture. That picture is photoshopped sooooo much, it’s not even funny. Actually, it’s really funny. …
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Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans
The Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans are the best-smelling pair of pants around! If you’re worried about your sweaty thighs smelling up your jeans, get this geeky pair of pantalones! Just scratch them, and then breathe in the raspberry scent! I have to believe that the aroma wears off at some point, though – after you wash them so many times. ”You wash your jeans?” No, but I know that normal people do. ”I understand where you’re coming from.” The Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry …
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Keep Calm And Grow A Mustache T-Shirt
The Keep Calm And Grow A Mustache Shirt contains some solid advice that’s pretty easy to follow. In fact, the only thing you have to do to follow the instructions printed on this shirt is take a bunch of nyquil and sleep for days on end. Then, when you wake up, you’ll look like Moses did before he decided that he was going to forgo the clean mustache look for the all-out beard-mustache-covers-my-entire-face combo. You have to admit: those guys back …
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Star Wars Podracer 3D Glasses
Star Wars Podracer 3D Glasses are exactly what you need for the upcoming Phantom Menace 3D release in theaters. Why would you wear the basic, provided 3D glasses? That just shows how much less of a fan you are than the guys wearing Star Wars Bath Robes and wielding Pool Noodle and Duct Tape Lightsabers. These geeky 3D glasses are replicas of the ones that young Anakin wears in the epic podracing scene, one of my favorite scenes in the movie, …
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Zelda Triforce Baseball Cap
The Zelda Triforce Baseball Cap is a less flagrant way of showing that you’re a Legend of Zelda fanatic. Instead of wearing a green long hat that doesn’t complement your eyes, or carrying the burden of replica Hylian shields and Master Swords, you can just wear this geeky baseball cap. It’s not much, but it’s branded with the classic eagle-with-its-head-replaced-by-a-triangle and has Nintendo written on the side to show that it’s a licensed product. We wouldn’t want the bounty hunters to …
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