T-Block Watch: Fancy, Slick, I’m Too Dumb For This

T-Block Watch

The T-Block Watch is yet another awesome design that comes complete with a “fool people into thinking you’re smart by having a strange watch” package.  My favorite part about the whole thing is that the designers have gone with “D” and “PM” as opposed to the traditional “AM” and “PM.”  I mean, what is “AM”… 

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Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Lawn Decorations

plants vs zombies 2 lawn decorations

Since Plants Vs. Zombies 2 has recently been given to the greedy, money-bearing masses, it felt only appropriate that I address its release with something relevant.  The Plants Vs. Zombies Lawn Decorations were the most relevant thing I could find, since I am currently working on one of my biggest projects yet: ticking off the… 

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Globee Night Lights: Worldly People Who Are Afraid Of The Dark

globee night lights

Either you have a small child and are trying to save them from their destiny of becoming an ethnocentric fool or you are afraid of the dark and have some money to blow.  With the Globee Night Lights, pronounced “Globe-eeee,” you can scare away the monsters that live under your bed and look at a… 

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ooShirts Prints Custom T-Shirts With a Hint of Awesome


Custom t-shirts are an awesome way to advertise your business, give somebody a personalized holiday gift, or just create an awesome design!  ooShirts prints quality t-shirts, tanks, and more at quality prices and with quality materials.     I was given the chance to order a few t-shirts customized with the CGT logo for free,… 

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‘Knits for Nerds’ by Joan of Dark: book review

star wars knitting crafts

Crafty geeks, rejoice! There is a special corner of Geeky Heaven reserved for nerds who are also knitters. And ‘Knits for Nerds’ by Toni Carr, or “Joan of Dark,” is its bible.   With 30 original patterns from Toni Carr and other designers covering fandoms from Star Wars to Harry Potter, this book is a… 

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Goodbye Superhero Underoos – Hello Iron Man Nike Dunk Sneakers


Now that we are older, wearing Super Hero Underoos may not be the best idea. Unless, of course, you are out on a date with a wealthy business tycoon’s daughter and the Commissioner suddenly launches the bat signal!  How else are you going to respond quickly?  Other than that situation, I cannot see any legitimate… 

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10 Totally Awesome Geeky Iron Man Themed Clothing Articles

iron man clothes and accessories

Besides having pieces of shrapnel burrowing their way toward your heart and possibly killing you, why wouldn’t you want to be Tony Stark?  Imagine having an ingenious mind able to create and wield the Iron Man suit, able to pick up every babe that walked into sight, and able to come up with more than… 

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Sand Time Watch Great For Counting Down The Seconds Before Your Demise

sand+time watch concept

Ah, the feeling of impending doom that an hourglass brings! These age-old timers have been used to count down for seven hundred years, but now they’re usually just decoration. They always seem to be in the possession of the bad guy! From the Wicked Witch in Wizard of Oz to Ja’far in Aladdin, hourglasses add… 

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R2-D2 Eye Makeup Makes Your Face Look Like An Astromech Droid

r2-d2 eye makeup

With all of the Youtube makeup tutorials that currently exist, it is not surprising that there are a number of people experience newfound enjoyment in the application of geeky cosmetics like the R2-D2 eye makeup. There are so many types of tutorials out there: there are ones on contouring (which will have you looking almost… 

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Duck Fashion Show for Creepies and Quacks

duck fashion show

Ooooh, have you heard?  “Heard what?”  The news!  Oh!  It was my impression that everrrrrrrryone had heard.  “Nope.”  The Duck Fashion Show is in town!  “That means nothing to me.”  Well, the Pied Piper Duck Fashion Show, which is an annual event in Sydney, Australia, is where all of these ducks dress up in beautiful… 

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