Category Archive for: ‘Gags’

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2012 Most Common Passwords List Proves The World Is As Dumb As It Was Last Year?

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  Do you want to know why you get daily emails from a Nigerian prince promising you SUM OF $200,000,000 IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TIME?  It’s because people are less intelligent than we assume them to be.  The one assumption that you can make and almost always be right: that the man licking the Wendy’s tables is me. (go ahead and smile … that was sarcasm …)  Also, that the majority of people in any given room have the thinking ability of …

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Blk Water: Not As Scary As It Looks Unless You’re Drowning In It

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I searched all over for Blk Water.  The hype lived up to expectations, since it was pretty scarce around the Detroit Metro area: it was sold out at the three stores in the area that stocked it.   You may think that this black water is all the rage, but you also have to remember that these stores are gourmet grocery stores, and that selling out of the 5 items on the shelf makes something a hot item. I called friends that …

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Shock Flash Light Review: It’s Stronger Than It Looks

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  Shock Flash Light Review So, naturally, before I could write this Shock Flash Light Review, I had to test it to see if it actually gave a strong, but harmless shock like the box claims.  Nobody was home the day I received this geeky flash light from FunSlurp, so I had no guinea pigs.  I was honestly a nervous wreck just thinking about trying this thing out – HOW STRONG WAS THIS SHOCK GOING TO BE? I somehow got myself to push down …

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The SPAM Hat Makes Looking Like A Moron Easier Than Ever

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  The SPAM Hat helps you get that “you’re a complete moron” look from everyone you pass by!  Before, you might have had to verbally embarrass yourself or do something physically unintelligent to get branded as a strange man, but now you can just put on your weird hat and paint the town red!  Or blue! You’re weird, so you can paint the town whatever color you want.  Just make sure you run fast when the house owners see you defacing their …

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Ninja Remote Camera and TV Jammer

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  The Ninja Remote Camera and TV Jammer is an incredible gadget that almost seems too good to be true.  This device gives you the ability to mess with TVs and Cameras everywhere, from over 400 feet away.  Your weird friends are watching the History Channel, but you want to watch a Sean Connery movie.  What do you do?  Take out the Ninja Remote and use the various functions to take over the TV.  Yes, this works on almost all TVs.  You …

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Cupcake Bandages

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  The Cupcake Bandages are an adorable and geeky way to cover up any of your rather disconcerting blemishes.  Turn that puss-filled red sore into a wonderful baked delight in just seconds!  Cupcakes are the staple food of geeks, this has been proved by innovations like the 24 Hour Cupcake ATM, so they should be present in all aspects of our lives.  Embrace our cupcake overlords: they’ve already permeated our lives in the form of Cupcake Toothpaste, so I don’t think that …

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Cardinal Mask Is A Geeky Bird Mask

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  The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird.  But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities. Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be odd, so I did not try baked macaroni and cheese.  If I did, I would have loved it and eaten it every day for the rest of …

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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken

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  The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken makes sure that you’re prepared for any situation.  It would be great if we could carry around real chickens, but that would be inhumane, and we can’t carry around real rubber chickens, because the size is just not practical these days. “Why isn’t size an issue for carrying around a real chicken?”  I would just keep it on a leash and walk it around; no extra space needed. The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken comes in a …

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