Category Archive for: ‘Gags’

Blk Water: Not As Scary As It Looks Unless You’re Drowning In It

I searched all over for Blk Water. The hype lived up to expectations, since it was pretty scarce around the Detroit Metro area: it was sold out at the three stores in the area that stocked it. You may think that this black water is all the rage, but you also have to remember that these stores are gourmet grocery stores, and that selling out of the 5 items on the shelf makes something a hot item. I called friends that …

Shock Flash Light Review: It’s Stronger Than It Looks

So, naturally, before I could write this Shock Flash Light Review, I had to test it to see if it actually gave a strong, but harmless shock like the box claims. Nobody was home the day I received this geeky flash light from FunSlurp, so I had no guinea pigs. I was honestly a nervous wreck just thinking about trying this thing out – HOW STRONG WAS THIS SHOCK GOING TO BE? I somehow got myself to push down the button without thinking, …

The SPAM Hat Makes Looking Like A Moron Easier Than Ever

The SPAM Hat helps you get that “you’re a complete moron” look from everyone you pass by! Before, you might have had to verbally embarrass yourself or do something physically unintelligent to get branded as a strange man, but now you can just put on your weird hat and paint the town red! Or blue! You’re weird, so you can paint the town whatever color you want. Just make sure you run fast when the house owners see you defacing their …

Ninja Remote Camera and TV Jammer

The Ninja Remote Camera and TV Jammer is an incredible gadget that almost seems too good to be true. This device gives you the ability to mess with TVs and Cameras everywhere, from over 400 feet away. Your weird friends are watching the History Channel, but you want to watch a Sean Connery movie. What do you do? Take out the Ninja Remote and use the various functions to take over the TV. Yes, this works on almost all TVs. You …

Cupcake Bandages

The Cupcake Bandages are an adorable and geeky way to cover up any of your rather disconcerting blemishes. Turn that puss-filled red sore into a wonderful baked delight in just seconds! Cupcakes are the staple food of geeks, this has been proved by innovations like the 24 Hour Cupcake ATM, so they should be present in all aspects of our lives. Embrace our cupcake overlords: they’ve already permeated our lives in the form of Cupcake Toothpaste, so I don’t think that …

Cardinal Mask Is A Geeky Bird Mask

The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird. But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities. Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be odd, so I did not try baked macaroni and cheese. If I did, I would have loved it and eaten it every day for the rest of …

Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken

The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken makes sure that you’re prepared for any situation. It would be great if we could carry around real chickens, but that would be inhumane, and we can’t carry around real rubber chickens, because the size is just not practical these days. “Why isn’t size an issue for carrying around a real chicken?” I would just keep it on a leash and walk it around; no extra space needed. The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken comes in a …

Trick Golf Balls

This set of Trick Golf Balls is probably one of the coolest things that I have ever reviewed on this site. It sounds lame at first, but trust me – once I tell you what the different balls do, you’ll be as excited as a pack of hyenas at mealtime. The Unputtaball is the least exciting of the four – it just makes it impossible for someone to putt because it is not weighted evenly, and jumps around. The Jetstreamer is …

Fish Head Sucker

The Fish Head Sucker isn’t as gross as it looks or sounds. This lollipop shaped like the head of a fish is actually not flavored like our aquatic friends – it’s sour lemon flavored! Aqua Man couldn’t save this fish from becoming a lemon-flavored lollipop, because he’s pretty useless. I’d rather get into a tangle with Aqua Man than a group of angry Clown Fish – they’d probably tell me some jokes, lure me into their anemone, and fry me up …

Remote Control Tissue Box

The Remote Control Tissue Box seems, to me, to be a sick joke. (Get it? SICK joke? ”How did you get into my subconscious?”) But, seriously, this geeky RC toy is a sick, sick, joke. Hey, you know what would be awesome? If we drove the Remote Control Tissue Box over to that guy lying down in bed. Just watch him try to reach down and grab a tissue. *Man falls off of the bed* Ha! Did you – did you …

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