Green Tea Gumballs

green tea gumballs

  The Green Tea Gumballs are different from what we usually see on our site.  Usually, we like to check out the less healthy things in life: video games, cheetos, cupcakes, and bacon.  With the Green Tea Gumballs, you can chew gum that tastes like your favorite healthy beverage! Put down that Rainbow Sherbert gum… 

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USB Pickle Light

usb pickle light

  The USB Pickle Light is perfect for those people who live in caves and don’t have backlights on their computers.  Also, it’s a weird geeky gadget that will bring pleasure to all pickle lovers who appreciate the occasional “???” moment.  That moment where you just forget what you are, and look around for exits… 

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Chicken Sucker

chicken sucker lollipop

  The Orange Flavored Chicken Sucker looks like a delicious, juicy piece of poultry, but it tastes like a freshly peeled tangerine!  Who woulda thunk it!  This geeky product is sure to earn you some strange looks, but you’ll also get the satisfaction of being the coolest kid on the block!  That’s right – the coolest… 

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Fish Head Sucker

fish head lollipop

  The Fish Head Sucker isn’t as gross as it looks or sounds.  This lollipop shaped like the head of a fish is actually not flavored like our aquatic friends – it’s sour lemon flavored!  Aqua Man couldn’t save this fish from becoming a lemon-flavored lollipop, because he’s pretty useless.  I’d rather get into a… 

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Cupcake Jelly Beans

Cupcake Jelly Beans

Cupcake Jelly Beans combine two of my favorite geeky snacks: jelly beans and centipede wafers cupcakes.  These jelly beans are flavored like frosting covered cupcakes, and come in a super cool collectible tin that looks like a cupcake. The epitome of sugar delight, the Cupcake Jelly Beans will have small children hopping off the walls.  “Get down off… 

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Astronaut Ice Cream Balls

astronaut ice cream balls

The Astronaut Ice Cream Balls are the greatest space snack available to man!  The other more developed and delicious space snacks are only on planets where they’ve been doing this “space” thing for quite a while.  As in, since the beginning of their civilization.  They make jokes about humans in their living rooms, laughing about how we’re… 

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