Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Food’

giant gummy bear jello mold

Giant Gummy Bear Jello Mold

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  The Giant Gummy Bear Jello Mold is a more thrifty, frugal, money-pinching way to create those giant gummy bears that we always see advertised on geeky TV channels and ranted about on geeky websites like the one you are reading. This awesome mold made of food-safe plastic lets you easily create your own giant gummy bears!  Just pick your favorite color and flavor of Jello, make it in the mold, and voila!  Giant gummy bear!  For those who like to have …

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cupcake bandages

Cupcake Bandages

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  The Cupcake Bandages are an adorable and geeky way to cover up any of your rather disconcerting blemishes.  Turn that puss-filled red sore into a wonderful baked delight in just seconds!  Cupcakes are the staple food of geeks, this has been proved by innovations like the 24 Hour Cupcake ATM, so they should be present in all aspects of our lives.  Embrace our cupcake overlords: they’ve already permeated our lives in the form of Cupcake Toothpaste, so I don’t think that …

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24 Hour Cupcake ATM From Sprinkles

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  The 24 Hour Cupcake ATM solves all of your problems that involve not being able to have cupcakes at all nights of the hour.  Any true geek wakes up at two in the morning with that classic desire to munch on some delicious cupcakes, but society doesn’t just let you make cupcakes at three in the morning, and bakers need to sleep too.  If you live in the wonderful city of Beverly Hills, then this is no longer an issues.  The …

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pickle bottlestopper

Pickle Bottle Stopper

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  The Pickle Bottle Stopper is a geeky way to close up your wine bottles when you’re not using them to preserve the freshness.  It’s also helpful for wine bottles that have wine in them.  (What?)  This bottle stopper is shaped like a pickle, our third favorite food here at Cool Gizmo Toys – the first two being cupcakes and bacon. Don’t buy extra corks or try to use old ones; when the bottle’s not being used, just stick a green, bumpy …

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giant cola bottle gummy

Giant Gummy Cola Bottle Candy

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  The Giant Cola Bottle candy is guaranteed to make you sick if you try to eat all of it in one sitting.  You know those small, reasonable cola candies that are filled with the delicious soda-flavored sugar confection?  Yeah, well somebody recognized the growing “size” of the world and decided to create the Giant Gummy Cola Bottle. One of these honkin’ mommas is equivalent to 120 cola candies that have been put into my magic Make-it-Large-Inator.  Note to self… never put …

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corn dog mints

Corn Dog Mints: Geeky Product Review

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  The Corn Dog Mints have been provided to me by the wonderful FunSlurp, a great source for geeky products such as this!  I could just sit back here and tell you that these mints are awesome, but I have tasted these first-hand, and I can assure you that they’re everything you hope for! Even before the tin was open, I could smell the wonderful smell of corn dogs.  I put a couple in my mouth, and was greeted with the delightful …

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green tea gumballs

Green Tea Gumballs

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  The Green Tea Gumballs are different from what we usually see on our site.  Usually, we like to check out the less healthy things in life: video games, cheetos, cupcakes, and bacon.  With the Green Tea Gumballs, you can chew gum that tastes like your favorite healthy beverage! Put down that Rainbow Sherbert gum and the Cupcake Jelly Beans – try some of this oriental gum that refreshes you with it’s genuine flavor.  *Sips green tea*  I feel healthy already!  I …

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cupcake memo pad

Cupcake Memo Pad

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  The Cupcake Memo Pad is the greatest and latest way to write down all of your important notes!  Whether you need to constantly remind yourself to go to the bathroom, love drawing dragons, or have a legitimate need for memo notes, the Cupcake Memo Pad is for you!  It is three dimensional, shaped like a cupcake, and you just rip off a piece of paper whenever you need one! Eventually, yes, it will no longer look like a cupcake, but all …

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