Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Food’

BLK Water

Blk Water: Not As Scary As It Looks Unless You’re Drowning In It

I searched all over for Blk Water.  The hype lived up to expectations, since it was pretty scarce around the Detroit Metro area: it was sold out at the three stores in the area that stocked it.   You may think that this black water is all the rage, but you also have to remember that these stores are gourmet grocery stores, and that selling out of the 5 items on the shelf makes something a hot item. I called friends that …

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pinata cookies geeky food

Pinata Cookies For Cinco De Mayo Smash When You Punch Them

Cookies are nothin’ special.  Back in my day, we ate cookies all the time.  Pinata’s are nothin’ speical.  Back in my day, we smashed things with baseball bats all the time.  My tough guy facade, however, is shattered when we arrive at the topic of Pinata Cookies for Cinco De Mayo, which are probably the most unique food mashup I have ever heard of.  I mean, how do you even make a 3D cookie?  What kind of black magic is this?   …

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tardis cake

17 Geeky TARDIS Cakes To Satisfy Your Hunger For Time Travel

TARDIS is the beloved blue, time-traveling phone booth of Doctor Who.  LET’S EAT IT.  (This is the thinking of Americans such as myself.)  So, in concordance with my hungry thoughts, I have decided to write a post that will not only satisfy the hunger of your rumbling tummy, but will also satisfy your desire to become as cool as Doctor Who.  (The British one, you American posers.)  Check out these 17 geeky TARDIS cakes and let me know what you think in …

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toast air freshener

Toast Air Freshener Geeky Product Review

  Shout out to LIVINGRoyal for providing me with the delicious Toast Air Freshener, which smells better than the breakfast I am eating at this very moment.  Not to dis the air freshener, but my breakfast is a couple of withered up old people microwavable waffles that curled up when I heated them.  But, it’s alright, because now I can close my eyes and pretend like I’m eating wonderful morning toast air fresheners!  ”What?”  *Bites air freshener*  I CAN FIGHT THROUGH THE …

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cupcake lip balm

Cupcake Lip Balm Geeky Product Review

  The Cupcake Lip Balm is a wonderful geeky product sent to me by FunSlurp, a great provider of these kinds of quirky items! Your lips get chapped from those tanning sessions you participate in under the hot summer sun, and they look all “gross and stuff.”  Regular Carmex is too mainstream for you, so you go looking for some other type of chap stick.  Well, look no further!  The Cupcake Lip Balm is the frosting flavored delight that will also help …

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lego brick cake

9 LEGO Cakes That Really Stack Up

Cake is delicious any way you have it, but wouldn’t a LEGO cake just taste that much better? These 9 LEGO Cakes really stack up nicely. You’ll find all kinds of delicious cake in this list, even cake pops and cupcakes! LEGO is a hot topic of geeks today, so enjoy these awesome baked creations! Star Wars Death Star Cross Section Cake   This Star Wars Cake seems to me to be the old Star Wars gang standing on top of a …

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giant easter egg

Giant Easter Egg Transforms Easter Egg Hunts Into Epic Events

  The Giant Easter Egg goes where no chocolate egg has gone before, and dares to make itself as big and bold as the people who will be eating it.  The best way to eat a whale?  One bite at a time.  But only after you’ve finished this 5.5 pound mass of chocolate by following the same principle.  ”So you mean I should eat it like this?”  *Tries to put entire egg in mouth*  Yes, that’s exactly what I mean.  Just – …

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geeky coasters

Nothing Makes A Tea Party Like A Geeky Coaster

So you’ve probably already got your extensive tea set. Who hasn’t? Floral tea pot? Check. Matching tea cups? Check. Matching sugar bowl and milk jug? Check and check! Not to mention the cake plates, the cake slice and those special forks with the conjoined prongs on one side that make it look like a little nuclear mutant fork baby. You’ve got everything that any discerning tea guest could possibly require… but wait. Something is wrong. You can’t put your finger on what’s …

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