Category Archive for: ‘Geeky Food’

minecraft cake

Minecraft Block Cake Ironically Makes Your Body Round

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We’ve never seen anything quite as blocky as the Minecraft Block Cake, which is strange.  Seeing that I am indeed one of the biggest blockheads of all time, you think that I would have covered this already. That was a bad joke, and I should feel bad, but I don’t really.  There have been far worse jokes made on the internet, and my joke is (comparatively) eloquent.     All of the mini blocks that constitute the one, larger block are actually …

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awesome pancakes

9 Super Awesome Pancakes That Are Super Awesome

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Sometimes, things are super awesome, but they aren’treallysuper awesome.  If you have ever experienced this phenomenon before, then you know why I titled this post the way that I did! These 9 super awesome pancakes are, indeed, super awesome.  They’re like the video games that you’re still playing ten years after you bought them, and are completely unlike COD because COD IS TERRIBLE!  HA!  NO TAG-BACKS! 1.  Dinosaur Faces!  And Really Long Words!   Via 2.  The Colors Of The Rainbow, Now …

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hapi fork controls overeating

HAPIfork Stops You From Overeating By Tickling Your Hands

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  A Fork has always been considered to be the right-hand man of obesity – a tool that assists in the destruction of your body. One second you’re the town jogger, the next you’re being rolled down the street like a giant blueberry.  Kids will set up ramps at the bottom of hills and see how high they can launch you.  You will become the world’s physics experiment … Unless, of course, you use the HAPIfork – the fork that controls overeating. …

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cheeto macarons

Cheeto Macarons: The Perfect Combination of Elegant and Cheesy

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  Macarons are fancy – there’s less doubt about that than there is about Jacob Marley being dead, and there’s no doubt about that.  Cheetos are for flabby men in reclining chairs, but when combined with macarons, they become something much more.  These Cheeto Macarons are not only delicious, they’re innovative.  I bet they taste like puffy cheetos with frosting on them, because that taste is exquisite. Simon Tung, this random man who happens to own a macaron shop, decided that Cheeto …

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giant gummy snake

26 Pound Giant Gummy Python Will Choke You To Death, Just Like The Real Thing

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  This giant gummy python is, indeed, twenty-six pounds.  What does that mean?  Well, it means that if you were able to eat this in thirty minutes, a.k.a. my friends held me down and fed it down my esophagus, I would be twenty-six pounds heavier.  I can finally make the cut for wrestling!  I just have to wait a few months for this to digest, hoping that my blood sugar levels won’t kill me. 36,000 is a special number.  36,000 is twice …

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glowing cupcake recipe

Glowing Cupcake Recipe: So Easy That Even I Can Do It

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  I called this a glowing cupcake recipe, but the truth is that these babies don’t glow on their own, and neither do the cupcakes you’ll be making.  (What?)  You will need a blacklight, but if you are throwing a party with glowing cupcakes, it’s worth the investment.  That is, of course, assuming that you don’t want to look like a lamey-pants in front of the cool kids.  “You’re too old to say that.”  Don’t be a ninnymuggins, you booger-pickin’ lamey pants. …

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kit kat pops

Kit Kat Bars Inside Pizza Dough: Pizza Hut Kit Kat Pops

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  America is the greatest place to eat, but that’s only in terms of quantity.  As in, we eat the greatest amount in America.  The greatest food?  Spread around the world in regions like the Middle East.  Pizza Hut Middle East, a branch of the famous company, has come up with the ingenious idea of Kit Kat Pops – kit kat bars in sugar-covered pizza dough puffs! This reminds me of that time that Domino’s had Oreo Pizza, and of that time …

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wood paneling cupcake wrapper liner

Wood Paneling Cupcake Wrappers : Knock on Wood

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Have you ever baked yourself a cupcake but felt like there was something missing? Ever noticed the lack of rustic, outdoorsiness in your cupcake devouring experiences? Well then say no more!     These wood paneled cupcake wrappers are the brainchild of Renelle Musielak-Legos over on etsy.com. The faux-wood wrappers are easily assemblable to cover ordinary wrappers for all your cupcake demolishing needs. They’re scaled to fit easily onto your delicious baked goods, while still allowing you to show off your awesome …

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