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geeky easter eggs

Top 14 Geeky Easter Eggs: Pokemon, Star Wars, TARDIS, And More

This list of the top 14 geeky easter eggs will give you some great eye candy, as well as some ideas for your own easter egg creations.  The best of the internet has been compiled into the list below: we have Pokemon easter eggs, Star Wars easter eggs, Mario easter eggs, and whatever else you could think of! Geeky Pokemon Easter Eggs   These geeky Pokemon easter eggs were created by a user by the name of Lanini on DeviantArt.  These are …

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UFO Cookie Jar

UFO Cookie Jar

  The UFO Cookie Jar is the most scientific way to store your freshly baked cookies!  Of course, you could settle for a normal cookie jar, but that’s not why you’re here.  You’re here to sign up for the National Guard: Alien Watching Division!  ”I am?”   *Cue misleading commercial with lots of women and football*  But, son, you can sign the papers later.  Right now, we need you to take a closer look at this geeky cookie jar – specifically at the …

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8-bit flower bouquet

8-Bit Flower Bouquet

  The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet would make the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for any geeky woman!  Women inherently love flowers, retro geeks love 8-bit stuff, so I don’t see why the 8-bit bouquet wouldn’t be the perfect combination of those two things.  This geeky product stands on its own, so it can be displayed like a regular vase of flowers, and the flowers will never die!  You don’t have to water them either!  In fact, watering these flowers is highly NOT recommended, …

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bigfoot welcome mat

Bigfoot Welcome Mat

  The Bigfoot Welcome Mat has kind of a dual meaning – is it a geeky way to welcome your friends inside, or is it the perfect tool to attract the legendary Bigfoot into your home?  ”Hey man, don’t hate.”  Shaq, you have some huge feet, but we’re not talking about you.  We’re talking about the beast that lives in the jungle.  ”Hey, I’m a beast, but I do NOT live in a jungle!”  *Facepalm*  But you do swear on live TV. …

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giant ice cream cone lamp

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

  The Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp – put it on a dresser, stand it up on it’s own – any way you put it, it’s good!  Just like ice cream!  Suck it up your nose, wipe it on your face, or cone yourself at your local McDonald’s.  The only instruction that comes with the Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp is not to eat it, and to make sure that you don’t lay it down on newspaper and set your house on …

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8-bit dynamic life shirt valentines day

8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt For Valentine’s Day

  The 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt is a wonderful geeky product for this year’s Valentine’s Day celebration.  These shirts are connected to each other, just like you’re connected to your loved one.  Both of you wear the shirts, and when you are far away from each other, you only have two and a half hearts.  But, when you’re close enough to touch each other, you are both revitalized with five hearts!  As you get closer to your love, you get more hearts. …

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polluted glass

Radioactive Polluted Glass

  The Polluted Glass is the greatest thing since three-eyed fish started appearing in the pond in my backyard.  (Hey – the fish aren’t complaining – they can see a whole third better now than they could before.)  These glasses are barrel-shaped and are etched with the classic symbol of radioactivity, which brings bad connotation with it.  Radioactive means long, tedious half-life problems, and it also means that your life will probably be cut in half.  A set includes two of these …

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plush shark hat

Plush Shark Hat

  The Plush Shark Hat is adorable, frightening, and funny at the same time.  Not to disrespect the lady in the costume, but there must be a reason that she hasn’t gotten a higher acting job than pretending to be terrified while wearing a shark hat.  (To be honest, she’s probably not an actor and is just a worker at Neatoshop.)  The blank, vacant look in the shark’s eyes is what really makes the Plush Shark Hat awesome.  How else can you …

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ouchlet bandaid outlet cover

Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Covers

  The Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Cover is saving dimwits everywhere from electrifying their brains!  Of course, it’s also helpful for those trying to keep the mini geeks from sticking a fork in these convenient fork-sized holes, and we can’t make fun of them since they don’t know any better.  Look – their dad is wearing an Adult Star Wars Bath Robe and stuffing his face with Bacon Frosting - it’s not like he’s going to show them the way to safety!  He probably …

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color changing umbrella

Color Changing Umbrella

  The Color Changing Umbrella from Firebox does exactly what the title implies: eats your domestic animals!  Nah, nah, just messing with you – only the giant centipedes that I told you about before eat your kittens and puppies.  What the Color Changing Umbrella actually does is let you brighten up the rainstorm with a bit of color!  Unfortunately, the colors you see above are not LED produced, but the rain drops are coated with a white paint that becomes transparent when …

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