Category Archive for: ‘Bacon’

the better bacon book ipad

The Better Bacon Book for iPad

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  The Better Bacon Book is an e-book that is right up the alley of most geeks.  Bacon is delicious, but the majority of us can’t reach the full potential of bacon, because we don’t know what to teach our meat – how to raise it to become the doctor of its future generation. Well, thankfully, there are some master bacon parents who have created The Better Bacon Book, which has everything you need to get your bacon started in the right …

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Bacon Lollipops With Bacon Bits

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  These Bacon Lollipops with bacon bits are different from that other, less bacon-themed bacon lollipop that we saw earlier on Cool Gizmo Toys.  Not only do these geeky treats look like bacon, they are infused with real pieces of bacon!  No more of that artificial bacon taste – now you can have your bacon and eat it too!  Without fear of getting some kind of weird chemical poisoning from the things on the ingredients label that you’ve never heard of!  Well, …

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bacon tie

Bacon Tie

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  The Bacon Tie is a wonderful piece of geeky fashion that would be great for any meat buff.  Are you a man?  Do you have what it takes to look lean in a fatty meat?  If you’ve attained that level of manhood already, then you’re ready for the next step… the Bacon Necktie. This polyester creation is great for very important business meetings when you have to make a good impression.  (Not really, unless you know that the guy who is …

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Bacon Candy Necklace

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  The Bacon Candy Necklace is a geekier version of those necklaces that you used to wear as a child.  Those, unfortunately, were not flavored very well, and often tasted like sawdust.  This geeky necklace lets you eat the tiny rings, and each ring tastes like a delicious dose of bacon. Also, I would like to take a moment to look at the model shown in the picture.  That picture is photoshopped sooooo much, it’s not even funny.  Actually, it’s really funny. …

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Top 16 Geeky Bacon Gifts

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Bacon is the pinnacle of geekiness, so I’ve decided to compile a list of the top 16 geeky bacon gifts of ALL TIME.  I hope you enjoy the list – each one is either linked to a review that I’ve done or to a source from which you can buy the product.  From frosting to candles – this list of geeky bacon goods has you covered, my friends!  Covered in bacon grease!  You’ll be lucky if you can get the stench off …

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Bacon floss

Bacon Floss

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  Bacon Floss by Accoutrements is the greatest invention since bacon itself!  When you eat that deliciously fatty treat, bacon bits get stuck in your chompers, and then your hopes to woo the beautiful girl down the block are crushed.  They’re also crushed because you found out that you’re just a farm boy, and she’s an Italian super model … who only speaks Italian and has no clue what you’re saying.  So, while you’re learning ASL, you can clean your teeth of meat while …

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bacon air freshener

Bacon Air Freshener

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  The Bacon Air Freshener keeps that old woman smell from taking over the inside of your Honda Accord and completely destroying what manliness it has.  You’ve agreed to let your wife drive it, but when it stops smelling like meat, things have gone too far. The Bacon Air Freshener isn’t just about odor, it’s about respect.  The kind of respect that one man gives to another when he walks into a room and smells the fat of the pig roasting on …

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Bacon Lollipops: Real Bacon Flavoring

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  Mmmm… Lollipops With Bacon Flavoring!  They look like normal lollipops when you unwrap them, but they taste like bacon when you shove them in your mouth!  Just like the Pickle Pop – it looks like a normal pickle shaped lollipop, and when you unwrap it, you see that it is a pickled shaped lollipop!  Artificially flavored to taste like bacon, these geeky lollipops are only $4 a piece – not bad, not bad at all.  Very much unlike Michael Jackson – he …

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