Adventure Time Sword That Finn Used To Hit The Baddies

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This is the real sword used in the Adventure Time series and wielded by Finn, who was a real guy portrayed by another real guy named Finn.

The above is a poorly thought-out series of bold-faced lies…let’s try again.

This Adventure Time Sword from ThinkGeek is the one dubbed “Scarlet” in the video game.

Please note that this two-foot long weapon is very dull and will not serve you well in your crime-fighting endeavors, but it’s perfect for putting on display or using in a mock sword fight.  Or a real sword fight if you’re looking forward to getting your arms cut off.

Remember that popular saying in times like this – “don’t bring a gun to a sword fight, bring a plastic sword so that you can more easily be maimed.” Huh?!

 

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Notice the realistic battle scars that come for FREE with the sword.  Where else can you get battle scars for FREE?  “Go outside and hit a fire hydrant with it a few times.”

Below you can see a picture of what I looked like just before I got beat up. (Or, what I would look like if this were really me.)

 

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This is going on my wishlist right behind that Assassin’s Creed Jacket, which is way more expensive than this $20 Adventure Time Sword.

Death to all that threatens the land of Ooo.

BUY Adventure Time Sword at Thinkgeek

 

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