Star Wars Theme Stops Baby From Crying: You Wish You Had Birthed It
In another episode of “why is your infant so much better than mine,” we find this here child wearing pj’s that vaguely resemble a faded prison suit. But, that’s not the point. The point is this: one minute the little monster is screaming like a banshee and the next minute he looks cute enough to make you forget the foul sounds he was emitting just a few seconds ago. (That’s how they get you. Next thing you know, you’re lying on your back in a pool of mashed peas while the little guy laughs in your face.)
This baby stops crying when it hears the Star Wars theme.
Watch the clip, and be AMAZED at how bad you are at parenting.
See that? Did you see that, STRINGBEAN? I’m talking to you, you skinny drink of water! “Hey man, we can’t help the fact that coach didn’t let you on the team because you’re short.” Don’t talk to me about being short – I can’t play these politics anymore! “Nah, man, you’re just not good at basketball. And don’t even try to tell that story about Michael Jordan getting cut.”