Just as the title for this article on mustache Tumblr posts is very fancy, the content of said article will also be very fancy. Need I remind you of my incredibly high score in the classic “Fancy Pants” saga? Getting pants like that would solve most of my life’s problems: namely the fact that I’ve been pantsed. In a Brookstone retailer. You know what – I’m just going to close my eyes, let it all hang out, and book it to Macy’s.
Back to the mustache Tumblr posts. Right. You know, not wearing pants really opens the mind to creativity, so I think you folks have made a great find on this fine day. “Stop talking about being pants-less.” LET THE CREATIVE JUICES FLOW!
20 Mustache Tumblr Posts
Have you ever seen a mustache wearing a mustache? No? Then you had best check out that there Tumblr post and educate yourself on this scholarly phenomenon. Also, using Metroid to build relationships.
With these wonderful sunglasses, there will no longer be a need to don both your sexy shades and your sexy mustache. Now, you can don both of them at the same time. “Can you stop using my name in sentences to purposely annoy me?“ Don, it’s not my fault that it did not dawn on your parents that people would drive you crazy with your unfortunate name. Be quiet and enjoy the mustache Tumblr links that I am sharing with you.
Man, oh man, that was a lucky picture. Have you ever tried getting a cat to stand still? It’s like trying to grab hold of one of those squishy things that shoots out of your hand when you squeeze it. (If you played with one as a kid, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.)
Dinosaurs shouldn’t be left out of the equation when it comes to appreciating the finer, furrier things in life. This dinostache really touches my heart, as I have always had a soft spot for dinosaurs. Also, on my belly, because I’ve been sitting at a computer for six months straight reading things about Tumblr mustache blogs.
No joke, this is the geekiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Also, I would like to take a second to appreciate the neck on that chubby flying worm pony. Do – do you see those folds? Looks like when my gramma came with us to the beach. *Shudders*
This is one of my favorite mustache Tumblr posts, since it features two of my favorite things: Pikachu and milk-staches. Yay! I FEEL SO HAPPY! *vomits rainbows* “I warned you! I said the next time that happens, you’re cleaning it! Are you listening to me?!”
I had my volume up really loud, and then got my eyes blown out of their sockets with heavy metal music when I clicked on the link to this mustache Tumblr. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find your eyes when you have none? Plus there are many other gooey spherical objects on my floor that could be mistaken for my eyes. Examples: other peoples’ eyes, spherically shaped jello, eggs of the Great Spider Queen who lives in the apartment upstairs.
What could be more wonderful than our favorite yellow square wearing some facial hair? Perhaps… a million of him? (Obscure reference: accomplished. Leave a comment at the bottom if you got that.)
Cool refreshing drinks are satisfying – cool refreshing drinks with blue mustaches are just that much better. Check out this mustache Tumblr and I promise that you won’t regret it. Note that I break my promises fairly often.
The transformation was inevitable. Hands – into faces with mustaches. I must say – quite a marvelous sight indeed. Quite a marvelous site.
I may be wrong, but I think that your state of calm has no bearing on how quickly you can grow a mustache. #beentryingfor30years
Notice the mustache cursor, which is awesome. Mustache Tumblrs don’t really get any better than this. Just to increase the level of “geek” on this, it’s even on graph paper.
This is my favorite Tumblr mustache on an animal ever. It might be because one of my good friends has a pug, though, and because I appreciate the way their eyes bulge out of their saggy little heads.
Imagine seeing a girl twirl her mustache with these fingernails! That would be
incredible weird because I just realized that girls don’t have mustaches. Usually. I’ve seen some scary exceptions.
The pinnacle of geek chic for ladies: a necklace with glasses with a mustache. A great combination of things can be found on this mustache Tumblr.
This is either a pie or a cupcake – I can’t really tell which, but it is awesome nonetheless. (Note my use of nonetheless, which is the only word I know that is a combination of three smaller words. Also, rats live on no evil star is a palindrome.)
This post doesn’t really focus on the mustache, but that’s really what makes it special. Not only were there some awesome effects added to the camera lens, but the offset facial hair just adds to the geeky feel. Nice job, person who did this!
These are a must-have for any geeky girl, and all fans of geek chic should take a look at this mustache Tumblr, since it is one of the world’s finest.
This picture of the Mustache TOMS Shoes is awesome! These shoes are helping kids who can’t afford to have shoes while making you look like a boss, so it’s kind of a two-for-one dealio, skip. You dig? Sorry, I meant to say, “you digg?”
While this mustache is not actually on the dog like that other Tumblr we looked at, it’s still an amazing mustache Tumblr that deserved a mention. And a hug! Million dollar idea: make a site where you can “hug” things.
Note: that fuzzy feeling when you looked at all 20 of these Tumblrs. If you did, I’m proud – leave a comment and I’ll congratulate you.
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