Office Workers: Dead Inside, Forced To Wear Shoes That Reduce Flight Risk [Pic]

Office Worker Infographic

Pale legs is right – have you seen the people that I work with?  And the boss wonders why I wear sunglasses inside.  We just use John’s pale thighs as flashbang grenades whenever we want to leave early.  *John bares his sour cream thighs and everyone shields their eyes*

[Via: Pleated Jeans]