Shout out to LIVINGRoyal for providing me with the delicious Toast Air Freshener, which smells better than the easter egg breakfast I am eating at this very moment. Not to dis the air freshener, but my breakfast is a couple of withered up
old people microwavable waffles that curled up when I heated them. But, it’s alright, because now I can close my eyes and pretend like I’m eating wonderful morning toast air fresheners! “What?” *Bites air freshener* I CAN FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN
Toast Air Freshener
The Toast Air Freshener is super super super super super cheap. (Very inexpensive, I assure you.) If you can’t afford this $1 item, then you probably can’t afford the internet connection you’re using. “I’m on public Wi-Fi.” Then you probably can’t afford the computer you are using. “I stole it from someone who left it out when they went to the bathroom.” Then you’re probably a criminal. “OBJECTION!” Objection SUSTAINED! Mr. Kieffer, keep things relevant to the post.
Now that you know I have multiple personality disorder, let’s all take a deep breath and breathe in the smell of warm buttery toast. My next invention: device that transmits smells over the internet. It would be useful, and we could troll the world with bad smells if we hired a couple of hackers.
If you want to pick up the Toast Air Freshener and take it on a date, then just visit the buy link below. If you’d rather take me on a date (and pay for both of our meals) then you should visit the Cupcake Air Freshener post and the article on the Bacon Air Freshener.