Toast Air Freshener Geeky Product Review


toast air freshener


Shout out to LIVINGRoyal for providing me with the delicious Toast Air Freshener, which smells better than the easter egg breakfast I am eating at this very moment.  Not to dis the air freshener, but my breakfast is a couple of withered up old people microwavable waffles that curled up when I heated them.  But, it’s alright, because now I can close my eyes and pretend like I’m eating wonderful morning toast air fresheners!  ”What?”  *Bites air freshener*  I CAN FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN

Toast Air Freshener

The Toast Air Freshener is super super super super super cheap.  (Very inexpensive, I assure you.)  If you can’t afford this $1 item, then you probably can’t afford the internet connection you’re using.  ”I’m on public Wi-Fi.”  Then you probably can’t afford the computer you are using.  ”I stole it from someone who left it out when they went to the bathroom.”  Then you’re probably a criminal.  ”OBJECTION!”  Objection SUSTAINED!  Mr. Kieffer, keep things relevant to the post.

Now that you know I have multiple personality disorder, let’s all take a deep breath and breathe in the smell of warm buttery toast.  My next invention: device that transmits smells over the internet.  It would be useful, and we could troll the world with bad smells if we hired a couple of hackers.

If you want to pick up the Toast Air Freshener and take it on a date, then just visit the buy link below.  If you’d rather take me on a date (and pay for both of our meals) then you should visit the Cupcake Air Freshener post and the article on the Bacon Air Freshener.


BUY Toast Air Freshener

About the Author

Jack KiefferJack is a major geek, funny guy, founder of Cool Gizmo Toys and Autism Plugged In, as well as a freelance writer. Follow CGT on Twitter, Facebook, Google +, Pinterest!View all posts by Jack Kieffer

Leave a Reply

Connect with Facebook