How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide

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Hello, my geeky friends!  You’re looking rather un-geeky today!  We can change that easily, though with the How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide!  We’re going to talk about what you can wear to strut your style from your head to your toes, so be prepared to spend a ton of money on your appearance, you vain and shallow friends of mine!  Let’s get started.

How To Dress Like A Geek: Headgear

Now I know what you’re all thinking – I already wore the night braces headgear once, and that was bad enough.  Don’t fret – when I refer to headgear, I’m talking about all of the geeky things that you could possibly wear on that dry, itchy scalp of yours.  The How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide gives us a few choices from which we can choose to choose our choosings.

Plush Shark Hat – $20

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Zelda Triforce Baseball Cap – $18

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Cookie Monster Furry Laplander Hat – $17

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Neff Cupcake Beanie – $28

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Surely, one of these hats will do you right in your next geeky encounter – you should be good when it comes to covering up that greasy hair of yours.  Also, I’d love to hear from you and know which one you liked best, so at the end, I encourage you guys to give me the outfit that the How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide gave you when it is all said and done.  I think we’ll have some super geeky clothing combos by the time this is over.

How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide: Eyewear

Since we’ve already dealt with everything above your eyes, it’s time to cover up those bloodshot oculars with some geeky shades.  Take a look at what the guide has to offer in this realm, and choose wisely.

Ingri:Dahl 3D Designer Glasses – $45

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Star Wars Podracer 3D Glasses – $10

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Pixel Sunglasses – $285

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How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide: T-Shirts

This may be the most important step in using the How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide.  You’ll be able to take off your hat or sunglasses at any time, but your shirt?  You’ll be hard-pressed to find an appropriate time to take that off, especially when you’re around other people.  So, geeks – pick carefully.  Or buy all of them and wear all of them at the same time.

Skyrim Sneak T-Shirt – $19

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“We Got Him” Where’s Waldo T-Shirt – $20

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Keep Calm and Grow A Mustache T-Shirt – $20

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8-Bit Dynamic Life T-Shirt – $25

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Catberus T-Shirt – $15

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Peanut Butter Jellyfish Sandwich T-Shirt – $15

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How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide: Pants

Because there is a clear-cut winner in this category for men, I am only giving them one choice.  For women, you have a little bit more leeway.  Men, if you want to wear the leggings, feel free – just don’t wear them when I can see you.

Scratch-N-Sniff Raspberry Scented Jeans – $150

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Tetris Leggings – $80

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Anatomically Correct Leggings – $80

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How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide: Shoes

The last piece that we need, besides accessories, to complete your image is that new pair of shoes.  I ain’t buyin’ ‘em, but if you want to, go ahead.  I walk around barefoot.  It strengthens the soles of my feet.  Also, my inner soul.  Do the John, Wall.  John, Wall.

Nike MAG Back To The Future Shoes – $10,000 +

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Star Wars Adidas Shoes – $65

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Super Mario Brothers Custom Vans – $90

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How To Dress Like A Geek Product Guide: Accessories

Last, but certainly not least, is the accessories.  Necklaces, watches, diamond grillz, and all of that good stuff is essential to pulling off the geeky look.  This is a very important section – you do not want to skip it.

Bacon Necktie – $18

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Bacon Candy Necklace – $3

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Anatomical Brain Pendant – $40

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Rebel Alliance and Empire Cufflinks – $60

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Zizm Watch By Nooka – $375

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You’re finished!  Now, all you need to do is share what you picked in the comment box below!