The UFO Cookie Jar is the most scientific way to store your freshly baked cookies!  Of course, you could settle for a normal cookie jar, but that’s not why you’re here.  You’re here to sign up for the National Guard: Alien Watching Division!  ”I am?”   *Cue misleading commercial with lots of women and football*  But, son, you can sign the papers later.  Right now, we need you to take a closer look at this geeky cookie jar – specifically at the small alien on top that guards those tasty treats.  Don’t be afraid of it’s light up eyes – I need you to go in, and steal a cookie for me without gramma finding out.  If you do, I’ll let you join.  ”But I don’t want to -” Go get ‘em, son.

The UFO Cookie Jar is only $70.  Wait – did I say “only $70″?  I meant “why on earth is this thing $70?”!  It’s just a jar with an adorable little alien on top – things are not computing.  If you like this, then you’ll need to check out the Furry Cookie Monster Hat also.

 

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