Tabasco Spicy Chocolate adds a powerful Falcon Punch to every bit of delicious chocolate – each piece has been endowed with the gift of a few precious drops of liquid fire.  By liquid fire, I mean tabasco.

I don’t want to make the Tabasco Spicy Chocolate seem too spicy – it’s certainly not as flame-inducing as its cousin the Super Hot Ghost Pepper Candy Balls – but it’s not to be taken lightly by those who are untrained in the ways of eating fire.

“So… I see here that one of your skills is… sword swallowing?  Mr. Kieffer, this is an actuarial accounting company.”  And?  ”We’re looking for accountants.”  I should have swallowed a larger sword.  You know what – Simon, I can sing something else if you want, and I can stop pretending to be the lion from the Wizard of Oz.  ”I’m calling security.”

The Tabasco Spicy Chocolate is for those who are unique, and like their food to represent themselves. And we’re not talking about the kind of people that put their faces on cakes – that’s just kind of strange.  Eating your own face?  Kind of odd.  Eating someone else’s face?  Cannibalism, which is more understandable.  Hey – to each his own, right?  Unless it’s my face, because I plan on keeping that.

Check out the DIY Chocolate Making Kit if you like CHOCOLATE!  CHOCOLATE!  I’d like to buy all of your chocolate.  (Spongebob reference ftw.)

 

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