The Switchblade Spork is reminiscent of the days when greasers roamed the earth, and hair gel companies were doing great business.  Fights would break out on the streets for no apparent reason, and people were named after beverages.  (All of my experiences with this era came from reading The Outsiders.)  Apparently, the guys with lots of gel in their hair didn’t like the White Sox fans, and fought them with switchblades!

Since, nowadays, people are too out of shape to fight each other, we have the Switchblade Spork!  This utensil lets small, fat children fight over the last cookie, or the last scoop of macaroni and cheese.  It’s survival of the fattest – if they sit on you, it’s over.

The Switchblade Spork is only $7, and flips open when you push the button.  There’s even a safety lock to make sure that your spork isn’t deployed if you’re not ready to use it.  Perfect for going out to dinner with family friends, or for going out to dinner by yourself.  There’s nothing wrong with bringing silverware to a restaurant that already provides it, right?

If you like this geeky utensil, you’re obviously a food lover.  Thus, it is imperative that you check out the Rubik’s Cube Coasters and the Pickle Lip Balm.

 

BUY Switchblade Spork at Perpetual Kid