The Star Wars Adult Bath Robes give you the power of the force… while you’re lounging nude in your bathroom.  What a wonderful idea!  There are two types of these geeky garments: the black as night imperial robe, with the logo of the imperial forces on it, and the beige as beige light side garment, which has the jedi logo imprinted onto it.

Just a note for those who are especially gullible: the super awesome lightsabers are not included, though they should be.  Seriously – who’s going to pay $78 for a bath robe?  *Man blushes*  Henry, you DIDN’T.  Well, there goes this month’s rent.  I might as well get myself one to keep me warm while I sleep under the bridge.  ”Get the dark side one and we can fight each other!”

The Star Wars Adult Bath Robes are the pinnacle of geekiness for adults.  These are basically bath robes with hoods on them, but they’re also super comfy and 100% cotton, so they won’t irritate your sensitive skin.

Like I said earlier – yes, these are $78 a piece at Firebox, which is way more expensive than staying one night at the Holiday Inn and just putting the complimentary bathrobes in your suitcase when you leave.  ”You’re not supposed to take those!”  Well, if they didn’t want me to take them, they should make their intentions more apparent.

 

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