The Sea-Monkeys On Mars set is a wonderful new take on the classic Sea-Monkeys habitat.  Why have these tiny little shrimp things swimming around on a plain old Atlantis landscape when you could be a proponent of the future and watch them dive under the red rock cliffs of Mars!  Join Newt Gingrich and the Sea Monkey clan in the plan to create colonies on the Moon!  Space travel is a good use of our resources, because this is America, and we are the best!  *Chanting U.S.A!  U.S.A!*

The Sea-Monkeys On Mars set is better than a fish aquarium, because the Sea Monkeys require so much less attention, so much less food, and, therefore, make so much less feces!  Since there’s less feces, you don’t have to clean the tank as often, which means you don’t need to buy as many sucker fish, which means that you can afford to buy the Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit, which features much larger shrimp animals!

 

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