The Remote Control Tissue Box seems, to me, to be a sick joke.  (Get it?  SICK joke?  ”How did you get into my subconscious?”)  But, seriously, this geeky RC toy is a sick, sick, joke.

Hey, you know what would be awesome?  If we drove the Remote Control Tissue Box over to that guy lying down in bed.  Just watch him try to reach down and grab a tissue.  *Man falls off of the bed*  Ha!  Did you – did you see that?  He – he fell of the bed, trying to grab a tissue off of the floor.  ”I’m firing you two male nurses when I get up off of the floor!”  *Drives tissue box around the room*

The Remote Control Tissue Box is probably good for more than making people with the flu fall out of their beds, though – it can be used to transport snacks if you happen to be hanging with a bunch of people who are physically incapable of standing up and grabbing a piece of candy from the other side of the table.  Just pour the candy into your handy dandy RC toy, and drive it on over to them so they can stuff their mouths without moving their legs!  Unless, of course, their legs just kick with excitement whenever they eat!  *Man bangs his shin on the table while kicking with ecstasy*  

The Remote Control Tissue Box is usually $120, but I found it online for just $70 via the buy link below.  What a deal!  OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!

 

BUY Remote Control Tissue Box