The Radioactive Polluted Glass is the greatest thing since three-eyed fish started appearing in the pond in my backyard.  (Hey – the fish aren’t complaining – they can see a whole third better now than they could before.)  These glasses are barrel-shaped and are etched with the classic symbol of radioactivity, which brings bad connotation with it.  Radioactive means long, tedious half-life problems, and it also means that your life will probably be cut in half.  A set includes two of these glasses which, unfortunately, are not colored green.  If you want them to look like the picture above, you’re going to need to buy some kind of weird green drink and form a layer of sticky green goo on your table.

The Polluted Glass comes in a set of 2 for just $15.  Geeky products like these don’t come around very often, and these are some pretty cool additions to your dining set.  You could probably use it to get kids to drink their milk or something.  I wouldn’t know – I don’t have kids.  Now get off my lawn before I go get the Power Washer and move you myself.

 

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