The Plush Shark Hat is adorable, frightening, and funny at the same time.  Not to disrespect the lady in the costume, but there must be a reason that she hasn’t gotten a higher acting job than pretending to be terrified while wearing a shark hat.  (To be honest, she’s probably not an actor and is just a worker at Neatoshop.)

The blank, vacant look in the shark’s eyes is what really makes the Plush Shark Hat awesome.  How else can you feed yourself to sea-dwelling killers without actually injuring yourslef?  Inspiration: video game where you try to fight off huge versions of scary animals, but you always get destroyed.  It would be fun, plus it would help the zoo-goers who think that it’s a good idea to stick their arms into chimpanzee cages not get their limbs taken off.  Yeah, PEOPLE DO THAT.  Wipe that look of disbelief off of your face.

The Plush Shark Hat is $20, a great price for a hat!  Those 59/50 hats that make me look like an undesirable are around $50, and the Plush Shark Hat is definitely my taste.  Looking sketchy?  Not really my taste.

This awesome hat is geeky, and you’d also like Anatomical Brain Pendant if you thought that the shark hat was pretty awesome.

 

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