The Pickle Lip Balm turns your sour kiss even more sour because now your lips taste like pickle, and very few people have the refined taste of dill pickle on their list of things that taste delicious.  If you’re puckering up for a geek, I’m sure that they will appreciate the Pickle Lip Balm and like you even more!  But, seriously, your lips are going to taste like pickle, and things aren’t going to bode well for you.  Just use it on days when you’re sure nobody but you is going to be tasting your lips.  Or seeing you put on Pickle Lip Balm, because that’s just as weird.

The Pickle Lip Balm is only $3, a great price for a tasty, lip-soothing, pickle-tasting ointment!  Note: you may get excited and rub the Pickle Lip Balm all over your body.  Don’t, because it’s lip balm.  That is all.  If the Pickle Lip Balm made you hungry, you’re going to enjoy feasting your eyes upon the Bacon Frosting and the Pickle Lollipop.  The Pickle Lip Balm is a wonderful geeky product, and would make a great gift.

 

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