The Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Cover is saving dimwits everywhere from electrifying their brains!  Of course, it’s also helpful for those trying to keep the mini geeks from sticking a fork in these convenient fork-sized holes, and we can’t make fun of them since they don’t know any better.

Look – their dad is wearing an Adult Star Wars Bath Robe and stuffing his face with Bacon Frosting - it’s not like he’s going to show them the way to safety!  He probably will show them the way to mastery of CSS, though, if he buys the CSS For Babies Book.

The Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Cover is a geeky way to keep your outlets covered up and out of the hands of slobbering children.  This geeky cover is $5, and will be coming to Perpetual Kid in early March 2012!  You can jump on over there and pre-order it now if you would like to.

Or, of course, you could get away from the computer and go frolic outside with the unicorns, but that would be bad for business.  SIT DOWN.

If you are a guy who needs lots and lots of bandages, check out the Underpants Bandages and the Bacon Bandages.

 

BUY Ouchlet Bandaid Outlet Cover at Perpetual Kid