The Mustache Snow Globe combines exactly what you want and what you don’t want into one little furry ball of awesome!  All aspiring geeks want a manly mustache – one that curls upwards and is long enough to stroke – but they want to make sure that they keep it clean, not greasy, and dandruff-free!  If your upper lip looks like Yeti after he got buried in an avalanche, you might want to take better care of your facial fair.  Many of you were probably expecting the much less weird response of : “You don’t want tons of snow because then you’ll get stuck in your driveway.”  Well, if you wanted less weird, you shouldn’t be reading about a mustache snow globe.  

The Mustache Snow Globe is from Urban Outfitters, and is available for a low price of NOTHING because they’re out of stock right now and you can’t have one.  Grow some patience beans while you wait for this geeky product to come back into stock.

If you love the Mustache Snow Globe, you’ll want to see the Mustache Bandages and the Santa Mustache Mug.

 

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